Mega Millions $450 Million Winner

[simpdog]

A 20-year-old Florida man has stepped forward to claim a $450 million in the Mega Millions jackpot

Shane Missler, 20, of Port Richey, was identified as the lone winner of the Jan. 5 Mega Millions drawing.




Hells ya. Usually the people who win the lotto already have money. Or they're super old.

I like the idea of a 20 year old getting a lump sum 250 mill payment or whatever.

His life will be ruined but it should be a good one!

[OSA]

Would smash.

[michael]

20 years old, and a Floridian?

This is gonna be good

[jsearles22]

Would smash.

For half I'd lick his asshole

[splitthis]

Odd of him making it to 25, 50/50.

[Suicide King]

Pretty much a death sentence.

[nunbeater]

Would smash.

For half I'd lick his asshole

but you would fuck him for $500

[PLOL]

He’s def gonna whale it off, but I’d still marry him

[Dan Druff]

Someone get a poker game going quick and invite him

[Dan Druff]

Also that girl with him in the pic is going to hels herself if she broke up with him prior to this

[michael]

Also that girl with him in the pic is going to hels herself if she broke up with him prior to this

20 year olds are stupid, he'll take her back

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

Boston fan, good people, likely will get sucked into Irish drug trade with gf's family after leaving Florida.

[Jersey grinding]

Also that girl with him in the pic is going to hels herself if she broke up with him prior to this

If they are still together I bet anal is now on the table.

[jsearles22]

Also that girl with him in the pic is going to hels herself if she broke up with him prior to this

If they are still together I bet anal is now on the table.

First post

The account was registered last June. This of all things is the first thing they found worth logging in and posting. Fucking PFA cracks me up

[BeerAndPoker]

Kid is definitely going to chunk off most of that quickly.

First thing he needs to do is drop the gf if they aren't really close and bang plenty of other girls while he can. He don't need to buy them fancy things they will be DTF just cuz he his rich hoping they can stay in his world. Don't get attached just drop 'em off like last nights after dinner dump is the play and if he has regrets later on he can just chalk it up to young and having fun.

[HoodedN]

Kid is definitely going to chunk off most of that quickly.

First thing he needs to do is drop the gf if they aren't really close and bang plenty of other girls while he can. He don't need to buy them fancy things they will be DTF just cuz he his rich hoping they can stay in his world. Don't get attached just drop 'em off like last nights after dinner dump is the play and if he has regrets later on he can just chalk it up to young and having fun.

Solid advice, but you forgot the most important first step: vasectomy

[michael]

Oh, he's originally from Maine. Might not be criminally insane, then.

[The_Lurker]

Oh, he's originally from Maine. Might not be criminally insane, then.

Working the stake angle?

[michael]

Oh, he's originally from Maine. Might not be criminally insane, then.

Working the stake angle?

He is in Florida currently, huh?

[herbertstemple]

1/4 of a billion $. No body can fuck that much money up. Definitely will have to die first.

BTW,

Congrats dude.