the truth about karen turned into the truth about tine's infatuation with split until everyone else called her out for being an old, bitter cunt, and then tine tried to pretend like he was on that team the whole time, but TIME IS JUST A FLAT FLOPPY CIRCLE possibly resembling arby's well done roast beef
whatever
Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."
I know the misc. wont read a wall of text so I'll leave cliffs of my TR
- playing 30/60 at Wynn, about $1200 in stack
- smoking hot Russian girl UTG raises
- im UTG+1, look at hand, got 6d9d..
- 69 is my favorite position, is what im going to tell her when i felt her slinky ass
- look at her for a second over glasses, purse my lips
- she brushes her hair away from face, meets my gaze, starts to blush a little
- i raise her to demonstrate my suitability as a life mate, table folds back to her
- she inhales, smiles, reraises with her lips slightly parted
- i rr to rep a big pair, she rr, call, we go to the flop
- 8d7d5d, :feelsgoodman
- she checks to me, i bet, she rr, i rr, she gasps a little, pupiles dilating, i see her brush her neck with her fingertips and know she's mine
- turn 3d, she bets out, i use a fingertip to gently push my reraise in like the felt is her pussy
- feel her knee brush against mind, am shocked at how much heat is coming off her
- another 4 bets go in from our stacks, now she's pressing her entire flank against me
- river 2d, and when i rr her she involuntarily shudders and im pretty sure she just had an orgasm under the table
- rr war, the rest of my stack goes in
- i feel her toe brush against my calve as the dealer asks us to table our hands
- i gently lick my parted lips and lock eyes with her as i flip my cards
- she looks at table and lets out a confused laugh then tables 6d9d
- 'i have 69, my favorite position, and diamonds are girls best friend' she says
- i look down at my hand
- hand is hearts not diamonds
- girl starts laughing at me
- table starts laughing at me
- i stammer something about reloading and stand up, unzipping my fanny pack for more chips
- spaghetti falls out onto felt
- dealer is furious
- floor is furious
- girl wont stop laughing
- take off my shirt to clean off the spaghetti but it doesnt work and now my shirt is absolutely filthy
- floor screams for me to put on my shirt
- i put on my spaghetti stained shirt and run out of poker pit
no pics of girl because i ran away.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
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