Hey Riddle Riddle

[hongkonger]

Yall were green back then and slow to save pics.

I saved lots of pictures back then. Just not a picture of what appeared to be a chuck roast that had been left on the floor of a train station.

[big dick]

Yall were green back then and slow to save pics.

I saved lots of pictures back then. Just not a picture of what appeared to be a chuck roast that had been left on the floor of a train station.

god dam that's funny

[limitles]

I saved lots of pictures back then. Just not a picture of what appeared to be a chuck roast that had been left on the floor of a train station.

god dam that's funny

.

[WillieMcFML]

the truth about karen turned into the truth about tine's infatuation with split until everyone else called her out for being an old, bitter cunt, and then tine tried to pretend like he was on that team the whole time, but TIME IS JUST A FLAT FLOPPY CIRCLE possibly resembling arby's well done roast beef

whatever

[hutmaster]

Yall were green back then and slow to save pics.

I saved lots of pictures back then. Just not a picture of what appeared to be a chuck roast that had been left on the floor of a train station.

[Dan Druff]

SplitThis has been a racist piece of shit forever. Anyone remember when she posted her beat up snatch?

Damn, I missed that.

I thought it was missidaho who was conservative and racist.

[devidee]

[MumblesBadly]

U best shut it the fck down whore or im gonna personally find out who u are and do u like the cunt u r.

And Druff can suck my dick when I plaster your fcking pics and your kids pics all over this bitch.
Cuz im that mother fcker whore.

U r a fcking scum bag who cant suck dick. Last warning.

Dammit! You're ruining my fantasy about you!

 

[HoodedN]

Dammit! You're ruining my fantasy about you!

 

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

[sonatine]

Dammit! You're ruining my fantasy about you!

 

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

I know the misc. wont read a wall of text so I'll leave cliffs of my TR

- playing 30/60 at Wynn, about $1200 in stack
- smoking hot Russian girl UTG raises
- im UTG+1, look at hand, got 6d9d..
- 69 is my favorite position, is what im going to tell her when i felt her slinky ass
- look at her for a second over glasses, purse my lips
- she brushes her hair away from face, meets my gaze, starts to blush a little
- i raise her to demonstrate my suitability as a life mate, table folds back to her
- she inhales, smiles, reraises with her lips slightly parted
- i rr to rep a big pair, she rr, call, we go to the flop
- 8d7d5d, :feelsgoodman
- she checks to me, i bet, she rr, i rr, she gasps a little, pupiles dilating, i see her brush her neck with her fingertips and know she's mine
- turn 3d, she bets out, i use a fingertip to gently push my reraise in like the felt is her pussy
- feel her knee brush against mind, am shocked at how much heat is coming off her
- another 4 bets go in from our stacks, now she's pressing her entire flank against me
- river 2d, and when i rr her she involuntarily shudders and im pretty sure she just had an orgasm under the table
- rr war, the rest of my stack goes in
- i feel her toe brush against my calve as the dealer asks us to table our hands
- i gently lick my parted lips and lock eyes with her as i flip my cards
- she looks at table and lets out a confused laugh then tables 6d9d
- 'i have 69, my favorite position, and diamonds are girls best friend' she says
- i look down at my hand
- hand is hearts not diamonds
- girl starts laughing at me
- table starts laughing at me
- i stammer something about reloading and stand up, unzipping my fanny pack for more chips
- spaghetti falls out onto felt
- dealer is furious
- floor is furious
- girl wont stop laughing
- take off my shirt to clean off the spaghetti but it doesnt work and now my shirt is absolutely filthy
- floor screams for me to put on my shirt
- i put on my spaghetti stained shirt and run out of poker pit

no pics of girl because i ran away.

[Tellafriend]

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

I know the misc. wont read a wall of text so I'll leave cliffs of my TR

- playing 30/60 at Wynn, about $1200 in stack
- smoking hot Russian girl UTG raises
- im UTG+1, look at hand, got 6d9d..
- 69 is my favorite position, is what im going to tell her when i felt her slinky ass
- look at her for a second over glasses, purse my lips
- she brushes her hair away from face, meets my gaze, starts to blush a little
- i raise her to demonstrate my suitability as a life mate, table folds back to her
- she inhales, smiles, reraises with her lips slightly parted
- i rr to rep a big pair, she rr, call, we go to the flop
- 8d7d5d, :feelsgoodman
- she checks to me, i bet, she rr, i rr, she gasps a little, pupiles dilating, i see her brush her neck with her fingertips and know she's mine
- turn 3d, she bets out, i use a fingertip to gently push my reraise in like the felt is her pussy
- feel her knee brush against mind, am shocked at how much heat is coming off her
- another 4 bets go in from our stacks, now she's pressing her entire flank against me
- river 2d, and when i rr her she involuntarily shudders and im pretty sure she just had an orgasm under the table
- rr war, the rest of my stack goes in
- i feel her toe brush against my calve as the dealer asks us to table our hands
- i gently lick my parted lips and lock eyes with her as i flip my cards
- she looks at table and lets out a confused laugh then tables 6d9d
- 'i have 69, my favorite position, and diamonds are girls best friend' she says
- i look down at my hand
- hand is hearts not diamonds
- girl starts laughing at me
- table starts laughing at me
- i stammer something about reloading and stand up, unzipping my fanny pack for more chips
- spaghetti falls out onto felt
- dealer is furious
- floor is furious
- girl wont stop laughing
- take off my shirt to clean off the spaghetti but it doesnt work and now my shirt is absolutely filthy
- floor screams for me to put on my shirt
- i put on my spaghetti stained shirt and run out of poker pit

no pics of girl because i ran away.

Larre, you are a goddamn genius.

[Hockey Guy]

We have some really weird posters here.

[JACKDANIELS]

I saved lots of pictures back then. Just not a picture of what appeared to be a chuck roast that had been left on the floor of a train station.

Hey Barry do you happen to have saved this pics of that kid who would write on his face with marker pen for like $10 on stars ?

I remember you got something like "dirtyb owns my face" and i got a "JACK DANIELS" done wouldnt mind seeing those again lol

[Pooh]

splitthis is god

[limitles]

[limitles]

splitthis stock rises with each day
fink of it. the unjustly persecuted typically do not run
not a given but majority rules

[DJ_Chaps]

SplitThis has been a racist piece of shit forever. Anyone remember when she posted her beat up snatch?

[JACKDANIELS]

Guess who also lost their license, money and life.
The apple fell not far from that tree.
Appears a cousin has also fell ill.
Hey riddle riddle.

you're not only delighted in seeing her lose her license, marriage, etc., you celebrate her cousin getting sick

you really are a horrible person, and a miserable OLD cunt