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    Are you up for a DIY colonoscopy?

    A colonoscopy can easily cost $4-$5k, and some places have been known to charge over $10k.

    Fuck that shit! Do it yourself with this gadget, some anal lube, and the intestinal fortitude to not faint while probing your colon with this device.

    The Amazing EE6000 Wireless HD Borescope For Your Smart Phone...
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    But if you think you'd be too quesy to do it yourself, there's probably some enterprising mechanics out there who will help you out at steep discount to the typical charges you'd face going to a medical specialist.

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    It's inevitable with both parties being corporate owned stooges.
    I'm not confident (but hopeful) in the Sheeples ability to cut the head off the snake. Vote out Schumer and D Feinstein if you want to live.

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    PLOL and OSA are way ahead of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    A colonoscopy can easily cost $4-$5k, and some places have been known to charge over $10k.

    Fuck that shit! Do it yourself with this gadget, some anal lube, and the intestinal fortitude to not faint while probing your colon with this device.

    The Amazing EE6000 Wireless HD Borescope For Your Smart Phone...
    The All New Wireless EE6000 Gets The Highest Resolution In Its Class! A Full 1600x1200 HD Video and Images Right To Your Device!
    https://thetechgarage.info/

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    And you can't beat the price!

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    But if you think you'd be too quesy to do it yourself, there's probably some enterprising mechanics out there who will help you out at steep discount to the typical charges you'd face going to a medical specialist.

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    The irony of it all is it actually is long enough to do the job since the large intestine is only 5ft on avg.. roflmao.. Gotta give Mumbles credit for this one..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    The irony of it all is it actually is long enough to do the job since the large intestine is only 5ft on avg.. roflmao.. Gotta give Mumbles credit for this one..
    I'm wondering whether it might be worth humiliating myself for a WSOP tourney stake from the PFA community by taking up a dare to administer one on myself and sharing the video evidence here on PFA. Say, a Main Event stake with some extra cash thrown in for accomodations?
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    The irony of it all is it actually is long enough to do the job since the large intestine is only 5ft on avg.. roflmao.. Gotta give Mumbles credit for this one..
    I'm wondering whether it might be worth humiliating myself for a WSOP tourney stake from the PFA community by taking up a dare to administer one on myself and sharing the video evidence here on PFA. Say, a Main Event stake with some extra cash thrown in for accomodations?
    Fuck off.

    Seriously.

     
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