Let's go.
Let's go.
Fuck a limitless fag is hosting. That's about fucking right.
3 minutes into his dull monologue. Still keeping an open mind that he will hit this Trump book strong. Fingers crossed.
Wow he just hit Kevin Spacey for his acting ability. Really Seth Dork Myers? Really?
Second joke about Kevin Spacey. Only this one wasn't as bad because because it was about him being a sex pest and not a bad actor.
Amy Pohler brings it from the audience in the only funny moment of this monologue so far other than sets slightly funny mom dating a guy that worked at radio shack Stranger Things joke. Everything else was a fail in a 12 minute monologue.
No mention of Trump other than Seth briefly mentioning he said Trump would never be President in 2011 at White House correspondence dinner as a set up for a cringe Oprah from the audience moment.
Oh SHIT Nicole Kidman won the award. I can't wait for the awkward moment when she thanks only her non scientology children. OMG OMG
She did it again. She named her two Urban children by name and thanked them with no mention of her Cruise children. Scientology is such a mother fucker.
Still no Trump book jokes or any Trump mentions other than in the set up to a different joke and we are 20 minutes in. That's unbelievable to me
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP.
DRUFF, LEASH YOUR n-word.
lol @ watching golden globes
Excuse yourself dork. I made this thread.
Jennifer Anniston just scratched and pawed at her weave. She needs to watch woahhvicky videos to get that pat pat pat move down.
you know this is rigged more than online poker
no real man will win a award tonight. unless sam L J gets a life time achievement award
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker
Yeah Jennifer Aniston was just a presenter.
First Trump joke from Seth comes at 0:38 (apparently Trump must have referred to himself as a genius in the past)
So far this whole thing has basically been vagina monologues. I guess this #metoo bullshit's legs haven't given out yet. Hopefully this ends quick because it's nauseating.
Wow this black guy just won this award and he took 45 seconds to get to the stage but at least he didn't go on and on about being black blah blah blah. Oh wait that's exactly what he did. Fuck off.
Wow some show just beat out Stranger Things as best Drama. Fuck you Globes.
LMAO just read the little blurb about the show that beat Stranger Things. Fucking Golden Globes narrative I tell you what.
"The Handmaid's Tail"
Based on the best-selling novel by Margaret Atwood, this series is set in Gilead, a totalitarian society in what used to be part of the United States. Gilead is ruled by a fundamentalist regime that treats women as property of the state...
The show probably isn't terrible but still fuck you Globes.
i put the show on pause finally so i can ff threw the shit.
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
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