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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Btw, we had a threesome the other night with one of her girlfriends...
    Maybe you forgot but that was a 4 way.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
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    Theres also value to cutting that cheque. Unless you're a bum you're caring for your child and that shit feels great.

    Plus the kid is half Jewish/half Asian. He’ll be doing the books by 14, improving Vegas’s per plant yield by innovation by 16, and ready to take the whole thing over by the time Vegas is ready to step down. Kid might be +ev even with private school tuition by the time it’s all over.

    Yeah I just assumed it’s a boy. He’s too old to contemplate the alternative.
    How could you possibly assume it's a boy. He never told us if the first nut was in her mouth & the second in her pussy. Everybody knows this is how boys are made.

    FTR, I have 2 daughters so, trust me, I know what I'm talking about here.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post

    Btw, we had a threesome the other night with one of her girlfriends...

    so thats technically a foursome, no?
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    Who won the bj competition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Who won the bj competition?
    There were no losers, only winners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Who won the bj competition?
    There were no losers, only winners.

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    Bottomset's hard on for Vegas has been a source of entertainment for years.

    No vacation trip reports for the last few years.

    Does shit just go down cleaner these days?
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    Funny how someone who repairs toilets for a living and makes countless dupe accounts on a poker forum is lecturing others on how to live.

    Im sure repairing that flush valve and talking about your dupe of the week really gets em in the sack, eh Bottomfag?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Every month, first of the month the check gets written. At around the age of 70 he can put down his checkbook. Not only does he have to write a check EVERY month for his natural life (working life), he has the eternal headache of dealing with a woman 20 years his junior he is never going to marry, ever.

    It is funny talking about how he has known and dated this cocktail waitress for "10 years". This is what happened: They probably socialized from time to time over the years but she probably viewed him as some non-descript old guy since he was two decades older. Vegas being a bartender and all.

    Then Vegas got his weed farm and could not help himself and had to go back to his old haunts, and brag about how rich he was. You know, 'look at me, I made it'. So this cocktail waitress spots him a mile a way and cozys up to the guy. She starts telling him how smart and funny he is. He actually thinks she is all over him, and boom shots flow at the bar and it's a UBER back to the hacienda. BOOM!

    Vegas 1369, congrats on your new child. If he is a boy, I hope you name him Alfonso, I have always liked that name.
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    If he had only pulled out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
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    Forgot this was the legend. Confused him for that Boston dude who pops up every few years. Who am I thinking of?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Btw, we had a threesome the other night with one of her girlfriends...
    Maybe you forgot but that was a 4 way.
    Would that qualify as pedophilia??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    If he had only pulled out.
    Harder to pull out when she’s riding cowgirl and had control of most of the action just saying

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    Just wondering why couldn’t Vegas just find some regular customer of his to either gutpunch her or find a way to slip the two drug abortion pill cocktail in her food/drink seems to me would be cheaper then the child support payments. Would be hard to prove either one and even if she just suspected he’s only giving up one piece of ass out of the plenty I’m sure he could get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    LOL...

    Why is it that Robbie Benson always feels the need to come up with cooked up whacky scenarios about my past and predictions on my future? He's basically 0 for 86 all the way down to when he predicted I'd die when my tv fell in my bathtub or when he said I had died walking out of a restaurant. He doesn't do this with anyone else but me... Why?

    #mancrush

    At any rate, never said we dated off and on for 10 years. I said we've known each other for 10 years. I was in relationships pretty much that entire time, including the last 6 years up till not all that long ago.

    Btw, we had a threesome the other night with one of her girlfriends...
    So basically the mother of your pending child is a whore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snake_in_the_ass View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    LOL...

    Why is it that Robbie Benson always feels the need to come up with cooked up whacky scenarios about my past and predictions on my future? He's basically 0 for 86 all the way down to when he predicted I'd die when my tv fell in my bathtub or when he said I had died walking out of a restaurant. He doesn't do this with anyone else but me... Why?

    #mancrush

    At any rate, never said we dated off and on for 10 years. I said we've known each other for 10 years. I was in relationships pretty much that entire time, including the last 6 years up till not all that long ago.

    Btw, we had a threesome the other night with one of her girlfriends...
    So basically the mother of your pending child is a whore?
    I can only blame myself for comments like this considering I've probably shared too much. I know this place is a cesspool and she's actually a really good person that doesn't deserve to be talked about like this, so I'll just leave it at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
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    So basically the mother of your pending child is a whore?
    I can only blame myself for comments like this considering I've probably shared too much. I know this place is a cesspool and she's actually a really good person that doesn't deserve to be talked about like this, so I'll just leave it at that.
    Nobody is saying she is a whore, what we are implying is you got catfished. Look, lets face it Vegas, you went into your old club (the bartender and waitress club) waving your fucking dick about being some rich weed farmer, you even probably dropped some titles like CEO or COO over drinks big timing your old crowd. She listened and took note and right when she was hitting her monthly peak she cornered you and that was that. You say she is 31, you think the last decade of screwing guys she just forgot to take her pills? She saw you as a mark and proceeded accordingly.

    What is going to suck huge is after the kid is born she will likely go back to her old lifestyle, unless you agree to take care of her. You did not knock up an attorney or an accountant. You knocked up a waitress, and she is still relatively young and is going to want to party, which is fine unless you have an infant in the adjoining bedroom.

    You have no idea what its like having an infant at home, you are going to find out in 8 months. Going to be interesting when you pick up the kid for visitation and there is some dude in the living room drinking a 40 smoking a cigar.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post

    I can only blame myself for comments like this considering I've probably shared too much. I know this place is a cesspool and she's actually a really good person that doesn't deserve to be talked about like this, so I'll just leave it at that.
    Nobody is saying she is a whore, what we are implying is you got catfished. Look, lets face it Vegas, you went into your old club (the bartender and waitress club) waving your fucking dick about being some rich weed farmer, you even probably dropped some titles like CEO or COO over drinks big timing your old crowd. She listened and took note and right when she was hitting her monthly peak she cornered you and that was that. You say she is 31, you think the last decade of screwing guys she just forgot to take her pills? She saw you as a mark and proceeded accordingly.

    What is going to suck huge is after the kid is born she will likely go back to her old lifestyle, unless you agree to take care of her. You did not knock up an attorney or an accountant. You knocked up a waitress, and she is still relatively young and is going to want to party, which is fine unless you have an infant in the adjoining bedroom.

    You have no idea what its like having an infant at home, you are going to find out in 8 months. Going to be interesting when you pick up the kid for visitation and there is some dude in the living room drinking a 40 smoking a cigar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Nobody is saying she is a whore, what we are implying is you got catfished. Look, lets face it Vegas, you went into your old club (the bartender and waitress club) waving your fucking dick about being some rich weed farmer, you even probably dropped some titles like CEO or COO over drinks big timing your old crowd. She listened and took note and right when she was hitting her monthly peak she cornered you and that was that. You say she is 31, you think the last decade of screwing guys she just forgot to take her pills? She saw you as a mark and proceeded accordingly.
    0 for 87

    Do you even know what catfished is you nitwit? Obviously not. Stop using words you don't even understand, or at least look up the meaning so you don't end up looking stupid.

    My "old club" has been shut down for almost 2 years now, which pretty much drives a giant nail in your failed theory once again.

    Truth is we connected again through some mutual friends and I asked her out. She actually thought I was still bartending until I told her what I was up to on our first date. She's not a gold digger at all, has hustled and worked her ass off, owns her own house, built a life for herself on her own in this town while not falling into the bullshit, which is tough. She's solid.

    Feel free to speculate all you want though the rest of the night and beyond my friend... Meanwhile she and I will be enjoying the view on the strip tonight from a private condo.

    Happy New Year pal.

     
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