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    Vegas1369 has 216 Monthly Payments starting circa June 2018

    Every month, first of the month the check gets written. At around the age of 70 he can put down his checkbook. Not only does he have to write a check EVERY month for his natural life (working life), he has the eternal headache of dealing with a woman 20 years his junior he is never going to marry, ever.

    It is funny talking about how he has known and dated this cocktail waitress for "10 years". This is what happened: They probably socialized from time to time over the years but she probably viewed him as some non-descript old guy since he was two decades older. Vegas being a bartender and all.

    Then Vegas got his weed farm and could not help himself and had to go back to his old haunts, and brag about how rich he was. You know, 'look at me, I made it'. So this cocktail waitress spots him a mile a way and cozys up to the guy. She starts telling him how smart and funny he is. He actually thinks she is all over him, and boom shots flow at the bar and it's a UBER back to the hacienda. BOOM!

    Vegas 1369, congrats on your new child. If he is a boy, I hope you name him Alfonso, I have always liked that name.

     
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    Rarely does bottomfag resurrect one of his old identities. Vegas should feel honoured.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Every month, first of the month the check gets written. At around the age of 70 he can put down his checkbook. Not only does he have to write a check EVERY month for his natural life (working life), he has the eternal headache of dealing with a woman 20 years his junior he is never going to marry, ever.

    It is funny talking about how he has known and dated this cocktail waitress for "10 years". This is what happened: They probably socialized from time to time over the years but she probably viewed him as some non-descript old guy since he was two decades older. Vegas being a bartender and all.

    Then Vegas got his weed farm and could not help himself and had to go back to his old haunts, and brag about how rich he was. You know, 'look at me, I made it'. So this cocktail waitress spots him a mile a way and cozys up to the guy. She starts telling him how smart and funny he is. He actually thinks she is all over him, and boom shots flow at the bar and it's a UBER back to the hacienda. BOOM!

    Vegas 1369, congrats on your new child. If he is a boy, I hope you name him Alfonso, I have always liked that name.

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    Even if it goes south and he’s on the hook for 18 years, he’ll still be a rich man. He’s in on the ground floor of a printing press business. Knocking up a young hot woman is a luxury he can fade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Rarely does bottomfag resurrect one of his old identities. Vegas should feel honoured.

    Forgot this was the legend. Confused him for that Boston dude who pops up every few years. Who am I thinking of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Even if it goes south and he’s on the hook for 18 years, he’ll still be a rich man. He’s in on the ground floor of a printing press business. Knocking up a young hot woman is a luxury he can fade.
    Theres also value to cutting that cheque. Unless you're a bum you're caring for your child and that shit feels great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Even if it goes south and he’s on the hook for 18 years, he’ll still be a rich man. He’s in on the ground floor of a printing press business. Knocking up a young hot woman is a luxury he can fade.
    Theres also value to cutting that cheque. Unless you're a bum you're caring for your child and that shit feels great.

    Plus the kid is half Jewish/half Asian. He’ll be doing the books by 14, improving Vegas’s per plant yield by innovation by 16, and ready to take the whole thing over by the time Vegas is ready to step down. Kid might be +ev even with private school tuition by the time it’s all over.

    Yeah I just assumed it’s a boy. He’s too old to contemplate the alternative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post

    Theres also value to cutting that cheque. Unless you're a bum you're caring for your child and that shit feels great.

    Plus the kid is half Jewish/half Asian. He’ll be doing the books by 14, improving Vegas’s per plant yield by innovation by 16, and ready to take the whole thing over by the time Vegas is ready to step down. Kid might be +ev even with private school tuition by the time it’s all over.

    Yeah I just assumed it’s a boy. He’s too old to contemplate the alternative.
    You really think Vegas will be in the weed business in 14 years? One govt agency or another will steal his business. It always ends up that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Rarely does bottomfag resurrect one of his old identities. Vegas should feel honoured.
    Incredible. BottomSet69 broke kayfabe by going back to an old gimmick. Is this the first time in the history of his run in this territory that he has ever done that? If not, is possible for somebody to show me any examples of this that you can find?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Rarely does bottomfag resurrect one of his old identities. Vegas should feel honoured.

    Forgot this was the legend. Confused him for that Boston dude who pops up every few years. Who am I thinking of?
    Tegnation/IFakedaHH
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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
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    Forgot this was the legend. Confused him for that Boston dude who pops up every few years. Who am I thinking of?
    Tegnation/IFakedaHH
    I have no idea what this means. I only read these forums when I'm really bored. That must have been during on the exciting parts of my life. I'll go back and study that shit tonight or tomorrow night.

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    HAHA YOU ARE HAVING A KID LOL LOSER

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    Look, this was not some type of bitch slap post. It was a reality check. A stalwart of the forums got cat-fished and I hate it. This is so devastating, every month she is going to be calling him for more money and he will have to pay. Or she gets a lawyer. It's just horrible. Looks like Vegas 1369 has a new bookkeeper manager at his business.

    To all you new bitcoin prodigys, keep this as a lesson. When some hot waitress sits down and starts telling you how funny and smart you are, look around and walk out the fucking bar and live to party another day.

     
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    my new years resolution is to knock up a hot waitress

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    LOL...

    Why is it that Robbie Benson always feels the need to come up with cooked up whacky scenarios about my past and predictions on my future? He's basically 0 for 86 all the way down to when he predicted I'd die when my tv fell in my bathtub or when he said I had died walking out of a restaurant. He doesn't do this with anyone else but me... Why?

    #mancrush

    At any rate, never said we dated off and on for 10 years. I said we've known each other for 10 years. I was in relationships pretty much that entire time, including the last 6 years up till not all that long ago.

    Btw, we had a threesome the other night with one of her girlfriends...

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post

    Btw, we had a threesome the other night...
    You need to tell your kid 10 years from now you had a threesome with him/her in the womb. Great story freak. Ugh.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    he predicted I'd die when my tv fell in my bathtub
    you've managed to dodge this fate as of 12/30/2017 but until you die of something else nobody is in the position to mock this prediction

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Rarely does bottomfag resurrect one of his old identities. Vegas should feel honoured.

    Forgot this was the legend. Confused him for that Boston dude who pops up every few years. Who am I thinking of?
    Mulva?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Look, this was not some type of bitch slap post. It was a reality check. A stalwart of the forums got cat-fished and I hate it. This is so devastating, every month she is going to be calling him for more money and he will have to pay. Or she gets a lawyer. It's just horrible. Looks like Vegas 1369 has a new bookkeeper manager at his business.

    To all you new bitcoin prodigys, keep this as a lesson. When some hot waitress sits down and starts telling you how funny and smart you are, look around and walk out the fucking bar and live to party another day.
    Or use a condom. Or get a vasectomy.
    HILLARY WON

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    LOL...

    Why is it that Robbie Benson always feels the need to come up with cooked up whacky scenarios about my past and predictions on my future? He's basically 0 for 86 all the way down to when he predicted I'd die when my tv fell in my bathtub or when he said I had died walking out of a restaurant. He doesn't do this with anyone else but me... Why?

    #mancrush

    At any rate, never said we dated off and on for 10 years. I said we've known each other for 10 years. I was in relationships pretty much that entire time, including the last 6 years up till not all that long ago.

    Btw, we had a threesome the other night with one of her girlfriends...
    Hopefully you didnt nut in the moms girlfriend, sounds like a good plan, 2 girlfriends are baby happy and want to raise their children together off your dime.

     
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