Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.
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Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.
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merry christmas... yaaaaaaayyyyy...
[ giggles in his cocktail waitress costume ]
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or jump off the Hoover Dam... Maybe all 3 at once is the right call here.
Yikes. How long you known her for?
10 years, so it's not THAT bad.Originally Posted by big dick
I have a few thoughts on this.... If the girl is willing to have the child with you and try to keep a relationship minimum for the sake of the child, It might be a good idea to move in together plutonic even, better to her place or rental house so if it isn't working out you can move back to your own place and at the same time setting up her apartment to accommodate a baby. Also you could monitor her food intake and make sure she is keeping healthy no drugs or booze is consumed while she is pregnant with your child, not to mention you may be able to keep her from banging other guys.
you can decide weather or not to stay together after the child is born. try to encourage her to breast feed for many health and bonding reasons.
hopefully her mom can come to assist after the child is born for 4 or 5 months she will be worth her weight in weed for the potential help she could be..... having children is awesome enjoy.
also it is a good idea to not argue with a pregnant woman.
Last edited by Baron Von Strucker; 01-01-2018 at 11:12 AM.
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
Appreciate the kind words, Baron.
I hate you and all, but having gone through this, I'm well-versed in your future. Feel free to pm once you have stopped spinning. Until then, go buy a case of good beer, and breathe, the sun will come up tomorrow.
Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.
On the bright side, you got to fuck a cocktail waitress.
There are worse things, merry xmas buddy.
Slava Ukraini!
Not gonna lie, your life is over.
"It Could Happen To You"
Minus the attractive waitress
You are Not Nic Cage
No Lottery win likely
I am sure this will end very well, congrats.
I just want to be in a thread that becomes evidence in a murder trial.
Hi Mom! I'm in a permanent record!
Does she want the baby? The American Taliban have not yet managed to outlaw abortion.Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.
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HILLARY WON
She's not against abortion for other women, just herself. I was not aware of this stance.Does she want the baby? The American Taliban have not yet managed to outlaw abortion.Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.
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This is sounding waaaayyy to close to my situation from a decade+ ago. I'll try to not be negative and just say good luck.She's not against abortion for other women, just herself. I was not aware of this stance.
do as I did, pray the kid will get the looks from the mother.
Slava Ukraini!
What can you tell us about the waitress? Is she nuts? Any chance you can build a meaningful relationship with her?
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