Well.... It was a good run

[vegas1369]

Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.

GG

[sonatine]

merry christmas... yaaaaaaayyyyy...



[ giggles in his cocktail waitress costume ]

[Tellafriend]

Not gonna lie, your life is over.

[vegas1369]

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or jump off the Hoover Dam... Maybe all 3 at once is the right call here.

[big dick]

Yikes. How long you known her for?

[Tellafriend]

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or jump off the Hoover Dam... Maybe all 3 at once is the right call here.

[adamantium]

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or jump off the Hoover Dam... Maybe all 3 at once is the right call here.

On the bright side, you got to fuck a cocktail waitress.

There are worse things, merry xmas buddy.

[gut]

[vegas1369]

Yikes. How long you known her for?

10 years, so it's not THAT bad.

[Tellafriend]

I hate you and all, but having gone through this, I'm well-versed in your future. Feel free to pm once you have stopped spinning. Until then, go buy a case of good beer, and breathe, the sun will come up tomorrow.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

"It Could Happen To You"

Minus the attractive waitress
You are Not Nic Cage
No Lottery win likely

I am sure this will end very well, congrats.

[vegas1369]

I hate you and all, but having gone through this, I'm well-versed in your future. Feel free to pm once you have stopped spinning. Until then, go buy a case of good beer, and breathe, the sun will come up tomorrow.

Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.

[ToasterOven]

I just want to be in a thread that becomes evidence in a murder trial.

Hi Mom! I'm in a permanent record!

[hongkonger]

Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.

GG

Does she want the baby? The American Taliban have not yet managed to outlaw abortion.

[big dick]

I hate you and all, but having gone through this, I'm well-versed in your future. Feel free to pm once you have stopped spinning. Until then, go buy a case of good beer, and breathe, the sun will come up tomorrow.

Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.

ehh kinda hard to not hate OSA otherwise I agree 100%

[Tellafriend]

I hate you and all, but having gone through this, I'm well-versed in your future. Feel free to pm once you have stopped spinning. Until then, go buy a case of good beer, and breathe, the sun will come up tomorrow.

Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.

Tongue in cheek dipshit. Jesus, I just offered to help you despite your relentless leveling of insults at me. You are incorrigible.

[vegas1369]

Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.

GG

Does she want the baby? The American Taliban have not yet managed to outlaw abortion.

She's not against abortion for other women, just herself. I was not aware of this stance.

[gut]

Does she want the baby? The American Taliban have not yet managed to outlaw abortion.

She's not against abortion for other women, just herself. I was not aware of this stance.

This is sounding waaaayyy to close to my situation from a decade+ ago. I'll try to not be negative and just say good luck.

[adamantium]

do as I did, pray the kid will get the looks from the mother.

[vegas1369]

Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.

Tongue in cheek dipshit. Jesus, I just offered to help you despite your relentless leveling of insults at me. You are incorrigible.

LOL.. "your relentless leveling of insults at me". It takes 2 to tango, Jethro.

Like I would actually pm you asking for advice or for a shoulder to cry on. What fucking pansy ass world do you live in dude?



Fuck off.