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    Chicken hands aka lol wow, what's the operating theory on how this guy doesn't tire of himself?

    This guy has had the same shtick for 10 years. Peck peck pecking at the keyboard. Like marty, 3 fans and the rest tired. Ok.

    We get that but how's this dude not tire of posting the same fucking forum messages for 10 years running?

    Didn't he get drunk destabilized deleting skatz?

    What a wreck.

    What motivates him?

    <crickets> and Merry Christmas! !!

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    Lol hoser

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    OMG how do I delete this thread

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    Hoser y'all

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    OLD CHICKENHANDS JUST GOT HOSED

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    really tho gare its about time we talked about how you got drunk destabilized deleting skatz

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    I will not be put on trial by a rapist and a literal catfish

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    I will not be put on trial by a rapist and a literal catfish

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    typical gare always bringing the corn

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    the pecking has only increased since he discovered adderall

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    All the core members want for Christmas is a Jewdonk and lol wow free formuming experience. Also none of that universe Christian Pondering Sheboon faggotry obv.

    MPFASWTIDNA

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    If I wasn't clear

    Core members = gay rapey political pundits

    Not canadian music players that say whooooooos your daddy in a soft tone when they get down/down.

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    Gaysex you should start talking to the rocks on your shelf buddy. Nap it out like Crackino

     
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      wrenchjockey: Crackino plays

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    KING CORN GETTING ROASTED

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    My favorite part is how OP tried to time his thread with the premiere of Pitch Perfect 3 in lol wow's market. Oops you forgot lol wow doesn't turn off his phone in theaters for anything but period pieces or movies with The Rock.

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    2% of lolwows posts are truly funny, and i guess that is good enough.

     
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      donkdowndonedied: True. The use of Rodgers is amusing.

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    Sonatine we are gonna need more posts about the funny sounds queefs make and the similar look of your semen and cream of mushroom soup without the mushrooms. Should get you up to .050 by the end of the week. Or just like don't post here anymore because the place has the most ridiculous standards of all time.

    - I'm only 2.5 episodes into Godless. (each episode runs like 75-80 minutes) Sorry it's taking so long to get the review to your desk. So far there was an emotional scene with an Indian boy I enjoyed where I had to pause to let it soak in. Also it probably has the best all time bull dyke lesbian roll in the history of TV. I'm sure it would be ruined for me if I read some feminazi's take so I haven't read anything. It took about this long for me to get used to the lady from Good Behavior in her roll and I still haven't gotten used to the guy from Law and Order in the Marshall roll. All the other characters seem good to me although I personally don't like the character that is going blind because that hits too close to home for me. It is very slow moving and a lot of time spent on horses so do not expect fast paced. If you are looking for a review on cinematography and that bull shit hit up Gene Shallit or something I'm not your guy.

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    If there is one thing to be learned here it is that gay sex should never be made an admin on this site. It doesn't matter if he is as likable as Drexel.

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    Throwing out a ballpark figure.

    200 pages of lol wow's self-ownage.

    I'd never take the under.

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    yikes at ur mental health

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