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    I like my strap on penis... and my dresses

    A friend of mine actually knows this woman -- a 57-year-old who was married for 25 years, and is recently divorced.

    She lives in Orange, CA.

    She recently started making videos ranting about various dating/sexual issues, and releases a few each day.

    This has NOT gone viral. Each one has about 100-700 views, except for one which has about 5k.

    She claims to have "male energy", is obsessed with dudes' asses, and is basically a gay man in an old woman's body. (To be clear, though, she was born female, and has never lived as a man.)







    Here is one about licking ass.... paging neverwin




    Here is her channel, if you wish to find more gems like the above: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsI...BhPwBBA/videos


     
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    I bet she was smoking 20 or 30 years ago

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    always great to click on a thread title like this from druff...have no fucking clue what the hell you might uncover...

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    hmmmmmmmmm a 57 year old escort...cant imagine there's a huge market for that, but fuck it more power to this woman...

    probably isn't the best to go outing yourself as an escort in public...

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    hmmmmmmmmm a 57 year old escort...cant imagine there's a huge market for that, but fuck it more power to this woman...

    probably isn't the best to go outing yourself as an escort in public...
    Wait, did she say she was an escort? Can you point me to the part where she says that?

    I must have missed it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    hmmmmmmmmm a 57 year old escort...cant imagine there's a huge market for that, but fuck it more power to this woman...

    probably isn't the best to go outing yourself as an escort in public...
    Wait, did she say she was an escort? Can you point me to the part where she says that?

    I must have missed it.


    http://www.f-cklist.com/escort/

    I'm no psychiatrist, but I think there might be a weeeeeeee bit of crazy in there...

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    I gave her the thumbs up and subscribed
    we all gotta eat

     
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    Atleast she's not fucking the entire working class. Reach out to her, 7 star suites @ Caesar's, what happens in vegas stays in vegas yolo..

    FTR: I didn't feel like watching that, but from that feminist site I learned it's ok to have a dif. genital preference, no biggie.

    Oh one other thing i learned is that Becky is a racial slur against white girls, they sell shirts that say "Becky free zone" etc lol'd.
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    Well damn, now I feel foolish.

    Yeah, just went and looked at her escort page. You're 100% correct.... and then there's that video where she admits to it.

    So now I wonder if this whole thing is an act to get customers, rather than actual sexual kinks. The former would make her a hell of a lot less interesting.

    I was going to comment that the pegging thing is almost exclusively a male fantasy. Very few women are actually turned on by it, and typically this sort of thing is done by either hookers or very reluctant wives/girlfriends trying to do their man a favor. Also a lot of the time the dudes requesting this are closet homosexuals who can't admit it to themselves yet, but that's a whole different discussion.

    So I actually found it fascinating that some old chick supposedly gets divorced after 25 years, and then in her 50s opens up on YouTube about a bunch of kinks she had which are not at all typical for women.

    Maybe she actually is into all this stuff AND is also an escort, but I gotta say that I'm more inclined to believe that I just got fooled by an old hooker with a slick social media promo campaign.

     
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    This question may be late to the party, but....

    Isn't Orange County, CA, a bastion of Christian conservatives in otherwise left-leaning greater LA area? If so, I'm wondering how many local GOP politicians there she has had as clients, wielding her strap-on and giving them something they couldn't get at home from their prudish wives.
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    I blame the cold on getting in the way of Detective Druffs bullshit radar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post

    I'm no psychiatrist, but I think there might be a weeeeeeee bit of crazy in there...


    "Crazy in the head, crazy in bed" holds true 95% of the time.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post

    I'm no psychiatrist, but I think there might be a weeeeeeee bit of crazy in there...


    "Crazy in the head, crazy in bed" holds true 95% of the time.
    hey I'm with you on that one...guessing that's where the market is...but I'm still trying to figure out in a place like so cal how a 57 year old can compete...sure there are just a fuckload of hot, young escorts out there...

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    barry on hof tomato tilt lol

     
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    Can somebody point me in the direction explaining why dirty b is telling druff to suck a dick and wishes death on him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Can somebody point me in the direction explaining why dirty b is telling druff to suck a dick and wishes death on him?
    I can't claim authorship of those reps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
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    Can somebody point me in the direction explaining why dirty b is telling druff to suck a dick and wishes death on him?
    I can't claim authorship of those reps.
    Explain WTF is going on here. Who wrote them?

    They don't even apply to anything I posted here or anywhere. (Palestinian sympathizer?)

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    must be a one step dupe

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