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    So, I'm getting married tomorrow....

    Not a huge wedding, just her and I. Her sister is marrying us, downtown Detroit, by the big tree and ice rink. Besides the sex stopping, what else do I have to look forward to and any advice would be appreciated.

    basically I am donkdown.

     
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    Divorce

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    Divorce

    Expensive divorce.


    Congrats till then.

     
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    Regarding the divorce, I'm not worth much. Just a house, brand new car, and my default life insurance from the company I work for, which I think is only 50k or so. I'm not worth killing and the girl loves me to death, stuck by me when I was out being an idiot banging everything that came my way so I don't think she'll ever divorce me, as for me tho.... different story.

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    Did you invite Lew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Did you invite Lew?
    ROFL Yeah, he said he'll show up drunk af and ruin everything.

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    need pics of wife so we can tell you if you are making a massive mistake or not

     
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    also prob need pics of you so we can reference

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    what to look forward to?

    always having the last TWO words in any discussion with your wife
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    also prob need pics of you so we can reference
    lol, alright sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    need pics of wife so we can tell you if you are making a massive mistake or not
    That I obv cannot do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    what to look forward to?

    always having the last TWO words in any discussion with your wife
    i owe you a green, sir.

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    you can always just photoshop a tomato over her face or something nobody really cares about the face its all about dat ass or dem titties

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS View Post
    you can always just photoshop a tomato over her face or something nobody really cares about the face its all about dat ass or dem titties
    rofl I'll have to ask her.

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    are you seriously post malone?


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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    are you seriously post malone?
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    I have no tattoos.

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    Death

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    Will there be open bar?

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    I'll be downtown tomorrow and I'm instituting Prima Nocta.

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