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    Holiday Plans

    I dont shop for Xmas. I make a money game for my nieces and nephews. The min win is 200 and they can earn an additional 400 depending on how smart they are. Dinner is at my sisters, prime rib, ham, fixins, Im bringing veggies, dip, twice baked potatoes and jumbo cocktail shrimp. On the charitable side, am feeding the homeless on the weekend. Candlelight Xmas eve service with my kid.

     
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      big dick: merry xmas split. Enjoy

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    jk happy kwanza

     
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    If there are no Deviled Eggs, the meal will taste like shit.

     
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    Wife and I are going up to her folks place Sunday and coming back Monday later on. Her brother and sister in law live next door to her parents. Ironic my wife is bringing the sister in law some wine .

    My father in law is cool basically doesn’t give a shit about much except watching TV and stuffing his face. My mother in law is bat shit crazy. They had to put their one dog down named Lucy because she got her second strike for biting after she got into it with their other dog and bite the mother in law. (she removed the end of my FIL finger bout 4 yrs ago). Anyway not kidding she went out and got a puppy about 6m old and named it....LUCY less then a month later. ��

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    karen and i are skulling a few ketamine and dusting off the furry-suits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    karen and i are skulling a few ketamine and dusting off the furry-suits.
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      splitthis: Lol

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    I'm in Florida now. Spending now till Christmas morning with the girlfriends family.

    Will be going to church on Christmas eve. Not a big church guy, but Christmas eve service is always enjoyable. I'm always pretty buzzed because Christmas Eve service is always super late, and, what else is there to do on Christmas Eve. At the end of service everyone gets a real candle with a dixie cup attached to it for wax spillage. At the end of service the pastor lights his then everyone passes the flame and eventually we all hold it up and sing silent night. It's pretty nice.

    Christmas Day we will drive to the other coast, and eat a great feast with my family, then start a bon fire hopefully, and sit around it drinking, watching bottles melt, waiting for the fire to go out

    Will might go out on the boat the next day, check out the spot Roy Halliday went down and tip a beer.

    Heading home on the 30th. Will do nothing for NYE. Gotta rest up for a ski trip to Stowe Vermont on Jan 4.

    Hope you guys are able to find a way to enjoy yourselves for the holidays.

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    We've passed on travelling the last couple of years, opting to see family Thanksgiving instead. It's the correct move, as flying around holidays is the worst.

    Picked up a bottle of Springbank 15 and plan to sip that next to a fire and bang out some movies/Netflix.

    Keep shit low key, much better.
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    Oops, I meant to ship you a green. Not sure what went wrong there.

    Really, I think it's heartwarming. If you're going to suck dick for money, this is an excellent use of the proceeds.



    Just take a deep breath and relax. Is everything alright at home? I suppose not if you're whoring yourself out for the holidays. And at this ripe age, no less.

    Well then you'll be in my thoughts and prayers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Oops, I meant to ship you a green. Not sure what went wrong there.

    Really, I think it's heartwarming. If you're going to suck dick for money, this is an excellent use of the proceeds.



    Just take a deep breath and relax. Is everything alright at home? I suppose not if you're whoring yourself out for the holidays. And at this ripe age, no less.

    Well then you'll be in my thoughts and prayers!
    you pretty much such that faggot Doug Polks dick for money right?

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    Nah, I'm a video editor. But if I ever decide to start sucking cock for a living, I'll know just who to ask for career advice.

     
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    Smile

    The happy face at the end makes everything better eh SS?

     
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    Deep frying a bird here and then heading back to Atlantis to bring in the new year and work on my tan.

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    What the fuck is going on here? Did Srsly really screen shot that someone red repped him four times??? That can't be real. None of this can be real. I also refuse to believe you think breaking even on reps featuring conservatively a top 5 overall legend of the site in gay sex acts that was unavoidable for anyone reading the forum for weeks isn't a huge upset win for you. I'd have never believed that, even after wrenchjockey gave me the talk about what is and isn't funny and you and jewdonks troublesome sounding past. But now I see in the other thread that you deny/can't remember that. I don't know what to believe but what's new.

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    X-mas eve I am going to a chinese restaurant in SF to see the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy Show.

    https://www.koshercomedy.com/


    Wendy Liebman is headlining and I am going with her sister and brother in law.

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    Pastrami on rye but sometimes nothing beats a double decker pbj on white fucking bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Oops, I meant to ship you a green. Not sure what went wrong there.

    Really, I think it's heartwarming. If you're going to suck dick for money, this is an excellent use of the proceeds.



    Just take a deep breath and relax. Is everything alright at home? I suppose not if you're whoring yourself out for the holidays. And at this ripe age, no less.

    Well then you'll be in my thoughts and prayers!

    but of course, everything was not alright at home for splitthis. and soon enough, things were not alright anywhere else for her either.

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    Gonna have up the bribes to get anyone to visit that shanty in the woods with blood stains all over the floor.

    Guessing 'things have come up' for the family the last couple of years, life is so busy and all with the kids getting older

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    Im going to Lake George with the family including the dog. In August.

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