After giving it a bath, he decided to try to get it to "smile for the camera" while using WhatsApp’s Status, which automatically posts the picture once taken:
Which brings us to his second WhatsApp Status update:
With the status caption "between life and death".
Yeah apparently no one could get him to a hospital for a couple of hours and that was that.
:chimpdown
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Hopefully he at least bit a few of the people that were slow to get to him to the hospital on his way out.
Guess he's hisssssssss-tory
Was trying to come up with the perfect cost him an arm and a leg joke but stopped trying after Michael's win.
That shoestring tourniquet trick never works.
cobras are serious business and will turn on you in a heartbeat
Last edited by shortbuspoker; 12-19-2017 at 11:39 AM.
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