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    Kobe Bryant has TWO numbers retired

    Half his career was spent as number 8, and half as number 24.

    The Lakers retired both.

    http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/2...wo-numbers-nba

    What will happen in the future when all numbers under 100 are retired? All players will wear 3-digit jerseys?

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    technically he had 3 numbers retired

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    Anybody who has a daddy called Jelly Bean is OK with me.

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    kobe is the fucking worst get out of here nerdbertstemple

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    What will happen in the future when all numbers under 100 are retired? All players will wear 3-digit jerseys?

     
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    the lakers have 11 retired numbers you honestly think they are going to retire 90 more numbers (inluding 0 and 00 for you morons)

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    Would an intersectional feminist violently protest #8 being retired, but be kinda meh on #24?

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    Plus his middle name is legit "Bean" like on his birth certificate and stuff. That would be like Reggie Jackson naming his son DeAndre Mr. October Jackson. That's more trailer park than black folk.

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    Is "black folk" preferred lol wow or is it "colored folk"? I can't even keep track anymore.

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    DanDruff if either of your fictional children don't have Druff as their middle name I'm disappointed in you.

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    Ok in my defense I'm multi tasking but I just now got lol wow's joke and it was a wonderful experience for me. He had me going down this road like "durrrr is he talking about his prison number but durrrr that makes not sense" and then its all like bang it was just right there all along.

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    Good for Kobe getting his rapes in just before it mattered.

    Shit would pop off if lebron was in his shoes today.
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    The NBA already stated any team that runs out of numbers up to 99 will NOT be allowed to use 3 digits.

    Rather numbers will be reused again but the jersey will bare what some call an asterisks or "star" after the number.

    These players who bare a "star" on their jersey will eventually be taken to special basketball camps.

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    It sounded better in your head. Too convoluted and no one gives a fuck about Jews here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    It sounded better in your head. Too convoluted and no one gives a fuck about Jews here.
    Convoluted means hard to follow, you found that hard to follow?

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    omfg know when to quit Don.

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    My pet peeve is ppl that critique humour I'm just not myself right now Pres.

    I apologize.

     
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    Things Todd is not worried about: Global climate change

    Things Todd is worried about: The Lakers running out of legal jersey numbers in the year 2518 (assuming their current pace of retiring one number every 6.364 years).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Is "black folk" preferred lol wow or is it "colored folk"? I can't even keep track anymore.
    Here's how it works.

    White folks
    Black folks
    Rich folks (Jews)
    Smart folks (Asians)
    Wet backs

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