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    Stand up if you love the darts

    The world's greatest sport reaches its pinnacle over Christmas and New Year with the PDC Darts World Championship.

    Phil "The Power" Taylor is playing his last World Champs this year looking for his 17th title. After a shaky first round he will need to step it up to progress against the world's best players.

    I have tickets for the afternoon session tomorrow. Bit of shit line up but it's the first round so will make up for it by getting hammered. Like these guys ...

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    Darts in a bar sounds like a bad idea. Pool sticks are dangerous enough, but darts? It has to go bad sometimes.

     
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    I like the smell of mine, but other peoples are gross, unless they make a really funny sound.

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    stand up if u are less than 5 10 jim we see you

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    I like how they give them nick names as if they are in the UFC heavy weight division. I think bowlers are probably more in shape than dart players.
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    maybe blake as well just literal british nursing techniques ravaged across our poor and asian looking during the mid 80s

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    cmoney in this tiny tot group forced to grow up short

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    i tried telling this moron lol wow about this last night while he was going on about "football"
    i told him his british dad would be ashamed that he isnt watching the scottish open and the darts

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    It's just an excuse for 2000 Brits to get shittered

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    I like playing darts, watching uh, not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    It's just an excuse for 2000 Brits to get shittered
    they don't need an excuse

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    Yo dart people I'm curious if they do anything to make the conditions more difficult for pro dart players like the way they do it with the oil for pro bowlers.

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    Sky sports darts is probably my greatest ever purchase.

    I will be looking out for a 28 stone man dressed as a smurf holding up a PFA sign.

    P.S. The "sport" of darts went downhill when they banned smoking on stage.
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    I'm still not understanding how this is a sport. I had a buddy that could get a bullseye 9 out of 10 times completely wasted. Pros must be able to get a bullseye 49 out of 50 times.

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    indiana jim standing up out of his wheelchair like dr strangelove

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I'm still not understanding how this is a sport. I had a buddy that could get a bullseye 9 out of 10 times completely wasted. Pros must be able to get a bullseye 49 out of 50 times.
    sounds like your pal doesnt know how to play darts, the treble 20 is worth more than double bull

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    WE SEE YOU PETE SELLERS

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    also todge i completely understand if u need to ban jim from this thread

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    confirmed pic of lol wow playing darts

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsSatire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I'm still not understanding how this is a sport. I had a buddy that could get a bullseye 9 out of 10 times completely wasted. Pros must be able to get a bullseye 49 out of 50 times.
    sounds like your pal doesnt know how to play darts, the treble 20 is worth more than double bull

    Do pro darters really play in as easy conditions as rec darters or is there wind or they change up the weight of the darts randomly or something?

    Also the treble 20 is smaller than the bullseye and girls were just as impressed if not more so by repeat bullseye shots.

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