GEORGE STPHANOPLOUS WAS AT THE ROCK AND ROLL PAC MEN'S HIDE OUT ONCE AND THERE WAS LIEK, AND EXPLOSIN? AND THEN TURBO WAS LIKE GEORGE WHAT WAS THAT AND HE WAS LIKE I DONT KNOW AND WITHOUT THINKING, GEORGES SMALL BOY HAND FOUND HIS TRUSSTY SIDEARM: A SNUB NOSED REVOLVER CALLED PRINCESS CUTESY WOOTSY. THE SECRET SERVICE GIVFTED HIM THE WEAPON IN THE CLINTON YEARS BEACUSE HE KEPT GETTING MESSED WITH BY BIRDS ANBD SQUIRELLS WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A FAGGOT