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    Wtf? Unreal song

    I’m literally waiting for roadside assistance (geico) to come change my passenger side flat, but meanwhile im sucking my vap pen and high as fuck


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    This triplet fad needs to die.

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    How much are you paying him.

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    No offense, but why not grow a pair and change out your tire yourself? Putting on a spare isn't that difficult these days

    Edit: even when high IMO

     
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    You need help changing a tire Krypt? Has to be a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I’m literally waiting for roadside assistance (geico) to come change my passenger side flat, but meanwhile im sucking my vap pen and high as fuck

    Are you unable to change your own tire or is it just that you don't want to ruin your manicure?
    HILLARY WON

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    Wow expert trolling

    1. I don't change own tire.

    2. Yeah I'm posting on PFA but it's only because I can't do anything else right now.

    3. I smoke weed. (instantly annoying all non smokers)

    4. I listen to jungle bunny nig nog music.

    I'm sure I'm missing some. Maybe passenger side was added to reinforce him being in no danger if he did it himself. I love Krypt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I’m literally waiting for roadside assistance (geico) to come change my passenger side flat, but meanwhile im sucking my vap pen and high as fuck

    Are you unable to change your own tire or is it just that you don't want to ruin your manicure?
    some of his 2 bit whores would likely jump and fight to the death at the chance to make an extra fiddy to do what any able bodied driver could do.

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    Are people actually surprised that someone who literally pays to fuck doesn't know how to change a tire? I mean come on now

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