YAAAASSSS: The Smart Condom is coming soon

[PLOL]

I personally don't use condoms, but if you're into them, the Smart Condom is coming.

The device is called the i.Con and can detect STIs as well as sending data about a sex session straight to the wearer’s smartphone. British Condoms said its ‘revolutionary wearable tech for the bedroom’ measures the number of calories burned during intercourse, the speed of a man’s thrusts, how long he lasts and even what positions are used. The condom firm said its invention would help men see how they ‘stack up to other people from around the world’.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/28/worlds...-flop-7116049/

[Hockey Guy]

So, you're gay & don't use condoms?

You must be the stupidest motherfucker(in this case assfucker) in the history of the world.

GL dodging the super AIDS.

[PLOL]

So, you're gay & don't use condoms?

You must be the stupidest motherfucker(in this case assfucker) in the history of the world.

GL dodging the super AIDS.

I'm on PrEP, which means it's basically impossible for me to get HIV

[Hockey Guy]

So, you're gay & don't use condoms?

You must be the stupidest motherfucker(in this case assfucker) in the history of the world.

GL dodging the super AIDS.

I'm on PrEP, which means it's basically impossible for me to get HIV

Never heard of it. Like I said, GL.

[PLOL]

I'm on PrEP, which means it's basically impossible for me to get HIV

Never heard of it. Like I said, GL.

Like I said, impossible for me to get HIV. You could inject HIV+ blood into me with a needle and I wouldn't get it. PrEP basically makes me immune. It's actually safer for me to have sex with somebody who's HIV+ than somebody who has herpes.

[Belly Buster]

I personally don't use condoms, but if you're into them, the Smart Condom is coming.

The device is called the i.Con and can detect STIs as well as sending data about a sex session straight to the wearer’s smartphone. British Condoms said its ‘revolutionary wearable tech for the bedroom’ measures the number of calories burned during intercourse, the speed of a man’s thrusts, how long he lasts and even what positions are used. The condom firm said its invention would help men see how they ‘stack up to other people from around the world’.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/28/worlds...-flop-7116049/

I don't need this. I think you'll find I "stack up" just fine thank you very much.

 

Said everyone, ever.

[simpdog]

Forgive hockey guy he's old.

[PLOL]

I would've killed to see this pitched on Shark Tank

[Hockey Guy]

Never heard of it. Like I said, GL.

Like I said, impossible for me to get HIV. You could inject HIV+ blood into my arm with a needle and I wouldn't get it. PrEP basically makes me immune.

Big difference between "basically impossible" from your other post & "impossible" from this post IMO.

I have no clue whether what you just posted is true but hope for your sake that it is accurate.

[PLOL]

Like I said, impossible for me to get HIV. You could inject HIV+ blood into my arm with a needle and I wouldn't get it. PrEP basically makes me immune.

Big difference between "basically impossible" from your other post & "impossible" from this post IMO.

I have no clue whether what you just posted is true but hope for your sake that it is accurate.

Go look it up yourself, dude. It's not 2007 anymore. Is it 100% effective? No, but it's pretty close. A straight white guy having vaginal sex is at higher risk than I am. A girl on "the pill" is more likely to get pregnant than a gay guy on PrEP getting HIV.

I think I'm derailing my own thread now

[JACKDANIELS]

Hiv is one thing PLOP but does PrEP prevent you from getting shit all over your cock ?

[Hockey Guy]

I would like to, with great embarrassment & without reservation, sincerely apologize to this board for not being up to date on the advances in the prevention of HIV transmission in the gay community.

Like simpdog alluded to, I'm old.

[WillieMcFML]

plop, I assume you already have the herps then, cause that scares the shit out of me

also, what jd said

[simpdog]

I would like to, with great embarrassment & without reservation, sincerely apologize to this board for not being up to date on the advances in the prevention of HIV transmission in the gay community.

Like simpdog alluded to, I'm old.

You really should join a gay community forum and browse that more often than PFA.

[PLOL]

plop, I assume you already have the herps then, cause that scares the shit out of me

also, what jd said

I've never had any STD thankfully, and I get tested every 8 weeks.

I would like to, with great embarrassment & without reservation, sincerely apologize to this board for not being up to date on the advances in the prevention of HIV transmission in the gay community.

Like simpdog alluded to, I'm old.

You really should join a gay community forum and browse that more often than PFA.

Me, OSA, Fluffer, Landon Mark, 408mike. You're telling me PFA isn't a gay community?

[JACKDANIELS]

good point plop i think someone should shop the pfa logo over that rainbow flag you could do with a change of avatar

[simpdog]

Is the Smart Condom certified enough that you could go for Guinness World Records?

[TheXFactor]

Condoms Suck!!!

You might as well fuck one of these real dolls instead because you won't know the difference.

[herbertstemple]

I personally don't use condoms, but if you're into them, the Smart Condom is coming.

The device is called the i.Con and can detect STIs as well as sending data about a sex session straight to the wearer’s smartphone. British Condoms said its ‘revolutionary wearable tech for the bedroom’ measures the number of calories burned during intercourse, the speed of a man’s thrusts, how long he lasts and even what positions are used. The condom firm said its invention would help men see how they ‘stack up to other people from around the world’.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/28/worlds...-flop-7116049/

Sticking a smart condom in a stupid woman sounds counterproductive.

[Lord of the Fraud]

So, you're gay & don't use condoms?

You must be the stupidest motherfucker(in this case assfucker) in the history of the world.

GL dodging the super AIDS.

I'm on PrEP, which means it's basically impossible for me to get HIV

Excuse my ignorance. But what's the catch?

Because surely that drug could help eradicate HIV across the globe?