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    Welp, I'm back on the wagon

    I've attempted several times over the past couple years to quit alcohol but it never seems to stick.

    I'll bump this thread once I fall off again.

     
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      Neverheeb: Stay quit! You are worth it! =)

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    Wish I could be a source of inspiration, but my longest run has been 2 weeks in 5 years. Godspeed.

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    Good luck, goy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Good luck, goy.
    Send weed, brah.

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    Fags don't drink. Just take it in moderation.

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    Being sober is easy, you just have to enjoy suffering and think of your life as a sad movie as it slowly unfolds.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Being sober is easy, you just have to enjoy suffering and think of your life as a sad movie as it slowly unfolds.
    Words of wisdom

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    Good luck
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    Why are you quitting this time??

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Why are you quitting this time??
    I no longer enjoy drinking.

     
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    Have you considered Naltrexone or Campral? I know a lot of guys that have quit with medication in combination with counseling. They use 12 step programs for maintenance.

    Also lol at fucking Wiz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Have you considered Naltrexone or Campral? I know a lot of guys that have quit with medication in combination with counseling. They use 12 step programs for maintenance.

    Also lol at fucking Wiz.
    No. Just going to quit. No program. No drugs. Well, not those drugs.

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    Cool man - I hope you can make it work.

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    Good luck sir

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    Isnt it off the wagon?
    Slava Ukraini!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    Isnt it off the wagon?
    No.

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    The reason everyone fails is because they don't go to AA. If you go to AA frequently, you will stay off the sauce. Problem is you get to be part of a cult. You have to do that weird ass Serenity prayer and hold hands (usually with other men) and chant the prayer. It's always the same thing in the meetings, listening to some burnouts talk about their problems. I have not been in over 5 years, but I'd get up their and speak today and show my bank account from 2008 to 2017 and tell people what smart and hard work gets you (along with Full Tilt and Party being banned online). You know, try and motivate people rather than talk about some fight I got into 10 years ago because I was wasted.

    Your best bet is to transition to wine. Stay away from beer and hard liquor. Beer you can drink all day long, and hard liquor is flat out dangerous, as you can go through 2/3rds of a 1/5th and feel fine, next thing you know its the next morning trying to recreate the night, especially dangerous if a casino with within a Uber drive. A bottle of wine in the evening you can nurse and fall asleep with no issues, no hangover the next morning. Plus you can enjoy yourself when you go out for a steak and Italian food having two or three glasses of wine.

    Good luck.

     
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    Stick to marijuana

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    Isnt it off the wagon?
    Depends on how you look at it

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