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    HUTMASTER, WAKEUP, WHY DONT I SEE YOU




    Were you sleeping somewhere off camera? I would have brought Marty with me here just so you could get some press when he eventually sets fire to something or acts like a drunken fool

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    hes 400 pounds eaze up kid

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    also frank pinello is a gem the show where he did the cold cheese pizza like wtf thats how garbage ny is but i now want some

     
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    I would love to see Hut's fat ass spinning dough on stage and then have a narcolepsy attack and fall asleep mid toss and have the dough fall on his head

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    todge one of ur toddlers is trying to channel one of ur other toddlers jewdonk and its with mixed results

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    I would love to see Hut's fat ass spinning dough on stage and then have a narcolepsy attack and fall asleep mid toss and have the dough fall on his head
    My fat ass can spin a dough pretty good but my fat ass also keeps me
    Weighed down to the ground so you won’t ever catch me on stage doing dough acrobatics.

    You will, however, catch me On the culinary stage competing with the best of the best and more than holding my own.

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      OSA: nice mis en place
      
      The_Lurker: TID
      
      Julian Assange: Your pizza is shit, but you are the sweetest kindest prince.
      
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      Dan Druff: dough already looks soggy
      
      simpdog: wish I could rep Druff's rep
      
      vegas1369: Killing the game!
      
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      JACKDANIELS: go hut
      
      DRK Star: Raking in the dough

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    skatz get this bald greasy nerd OSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    I would love to see Hut's fat ass spinning dough on stage and then have a narcolepsy attack and fall asleep mid toss and have the dough fall on his head
    My fat ass can spin a dough pretty good but my fat ass also keeps me
    Weighed down to the ground so you won’t ever catch me on stage doing dough acrobatics.

    You will, however, catch me On the culinary stage competing with the best of the best and more than holding my own.

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    What would it take in terms of financial compensation for you to do a 30 second performance? You can have any type of choreography you'd like, but there has to be a few tricks built in

     
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    Would you be open to a sudden death cook off with jewdonk where the loser is sentenced to be the winner's personal chef for a month?

    I'm sure the forum could also kick start up funds to pay pahticipants or the winner.

    Oh and OSA, Sonatine, and Druff as the judges.

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    MAKE IT HAPPEN HUT

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    put a donate button up and the proceeds can goto the trash people of lompoc who arent in jail

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    srly srious just told me hed ask doug polk to mc step up hut

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post

    My fat ass can spin a dough pretty good but my fat ass also keeps me
    Weighed down to the ground so you won’t ever catch me on stage doing dough acrobatics.

    You will, however, catch me On the culinary stage competing with the best of the best and more than holding my own.

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    What would it take in terms of financial compensation for you to do a 30 second performance? You can have any type of choreography you'd like, but there has to be a few tricks built in
    CMONEY type money. You can't afford.

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    real talk tho me step and druff as a tasting panel would be fairly sublime.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    If you guys think Thanksgiving feast was big check out what im having for dinner tonight.


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    oh shit you just reminded me to put a rack of lamb in the sous vide literally just in time.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    oh shit you just reminded me to put a rack of lamb in the sous vide literally just in time.
    I have had some lamb chops with mint and cilantro marinade recently that was better than some filet mignons

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    Oh and gaysex, this is how "greasy russians" eat.

    And these places are BYOB, so you can bring your crappy $8 Yellowtail or shitty canadian whiskey

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    im not a big filet mignon guy, unless they are basically flash seared until they look like a stack of hockey pucks. but of course no one does that anymore because cancer etc etc.


    so yeah when i see someone whose like "oh yeah ill take tenderloin but not a solid 5" of chateaubriand" im like yeah motherfucker you played yourself.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    also yellowtail is god and it would be best if we kept that on the radar.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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