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    Christianity Megathread

    Hey PFA, as you probably have figured out by now, I'm saved. I accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as my savior, and if you want to be like me, just recite this prayer:

    Dear Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner, and I ask for Your forgiveness. I believe You died for my sins and rose from the dead. I turn from my sins and invite You to come into my heart and life. I want to trust and follow You as my Lord and Savior. In Your Name.

    Amen.

     
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    I'm saved by the bell.
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    Real Talk:

    I've never understood why Christians, particularly the fundamentalist, are so concerned with protecting and coddling anything pro-Jew/Israel, when they literally killed your God. It's dumbfounding actually.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Real Talk:

    I've never understood why Christians, particularly the fundamentalist, are so concerned with protecting and coddling anything pro-Jew/Israel, when they literally killed your God. It's dumbfounding actually.

    Catholics have a long history of hating jews.

    The pro isreal Christians are mainly the southern white protestant churches, the rapture fanatics to be exact, the rest are swayed by pressure to keep their tax exempt status.

    Jewish history in general is interesting, alot of research saying they were never Egyptian slaves, rather contracted workers, who knows, i don't get the jewish tunnel vision, they don't have a monopoly on shady dealings, the white anglo saxon protestant factions are pretty good at fucking us over aswell.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Real Talk:

    I've never understood why Christians, particularly the fundamentalist, are so concerned with protecting and coddling anything pro-Jew/Israel, when they literally killed your God. It's dumbfounding actually.
    Only for ignoramouses like you.

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    And this shit, in one form or another, is believed by upwards of a 1/3 of voting age Americans.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
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