Hopefully I have a roll by then =)
Hopefully I have a roll by then =)
Didn't you once take a selfie saying "I scammed dan druff for $100" just to get a stake??
"I GOT NO TOE"
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"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
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Heeb if you value what I assume is sobriety, do not gamble.
Poker is actually what has kept me sober. I read and noticed through experience that playing poker and drinking do not go well together... actually that is an understatement. If you drink at the poker table you are going to lose. Based on this I stopped drinking. I did not want to be getting up every hour from the table to smoke a cigarette so for the reason of playing poker, I no longer smoke cigarettes.
I have some results that are pretty notable at the online poker tables. I will list some runs I went on playing in cash games
1) $16 into $45k on stars - started with two turbo sngs and then went t 1/2 nl. When I got to $2k sat 5/10 nl. When I got to $15k sat 5/10 PLO. When I got to $25k sat 100/200. Got to $45k and lost it all back playing PLO and 100/200
2) About a month later deposited $200 onto stars from Christmas money. Finished the night at $1000 after playing low level no limit. Next day sat PLO and NL and got to $5000. Started sitting 100/200 and built to $64k over the coming couple months. Lost all but $3k back playing 100/200
3) Similar method $750 into $40k on UB
4) Similar method $40 on Gamesgrid into $700... $700 into $50k on UB
5) $50 into $8k on FTP
Those are the notable runs. Have also run up to a few thousand numerous times. I am going to pm you my phone number so that you can call or text me if you feel comfortable doing so. Please do not share this number. I am sending it to you for your use only. Thanks!
Mind answering a few questions...
1.How do we know this money will go to poker and you won't snap withdraw it and use it for something else?
2. How do we know you'll keep to the original terms? You have a very well documented (well if nwp/dd was still around) history of going on a frenzy and losing, including momey owed to the staker, on days when you just played over your BR and are losing. What's to stop you from doimg this again?
3. How do we know you'll pay back the person who staked you? Again, your history isn't helping you here?
4. Trip report on the last 5yrs of your life and what you're up to now?
"I GOT NO TOE"
#FreeFluffler #FreeThisGuyIsCreepy #lockupGarrett
1. Most of the people who staked heeb back in the good old days, did so secretly hoping that one of these things would happen, just for the forum lulz.
2. Anyone who would stake him now is very aware of his past.
3. Lighten up Francis.
P.S. Poker is the devil Heeb, you need to run, not walk away.
I'm happy that some people are chiming in with realistic advice instead of encouraging him to gamble. I think after you hit 30 you should probably have a couple grand to gamble with if you want. If you don't, you probably shouldn't gamble, your first priority should be getting a steady income and saving for the future. Even if it's waiting tables or delivering pizzas, just get the money rolling in. You have a zero percent chance of winning money playing poker
Why is it everyone who needs a stake is an incredible player but never has their own money.
Maybe you should make an account on global I hear they give you free $2 xD
Heeb, I would be interested in doing a $100 to $100k run. What is your ACR?
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