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    OMG...Sammy Sosa is now WHITE!!!!

    'Transformation to Dominican Jay Leno is almost complete!' Black former Chicago Cubs star Sammy Sosa shocks social media with series of pictures that show him dabbing with WHITE skin
    Photos of former Chicago Cubs right fielder Sammy Sosa dabbing in London on Tuesday show him lighter than ever
    Justin Sherman said: 'BRUH..... Sammy Sosa's transformation to Dominican Jay Leno is almost complete'
    'My 1990 Fleer baseball card of Sammy Sosa... I just need to know does the value increase since he's white now. Lol,' said a different user
    Sosa appeared to be in London celebrating his birthday with wife Sonia Sosa
    In 2009, when fans first noticed his appearance changed, he had to address some of the reports in the media
    According to an interview with Univision’s Primer Impacto, Sosa did verify that he used a cream that softened and lightened his skin every night before bed


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...HITE-SKIN.html

    The transformation is now complete, Sammy Sosa has has gone from a black man to a fat white guy.









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    He's been white for years.

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    It's hard to tell it's even him.
    HILLARY WON

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    I thought at first there was supposed to be some kind of a punchline or something because...what a moonlanding

    He's been in and out like this for a long time.


    He uses some kind of a bleaching cream. If he doesnt use it he goes back to black

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    WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN M8

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    dude needs to layoff the chimichangas
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
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    you can see in the dabbing pic how parts of his hands haven't taken to the bleaching

    ricky ricardo meets michael jackson

    unfortunately this isn't just a sammy sosa thing, a lot of dominicans are bleaching their skin - many of them with sketchy 'made in a motel bathtub' type creams and lotions

     
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    Not really rhat surprising. Dominican culture places a huge stigma on being black. It's common for folks to downplay their Sub-Saharan African roots, even ones with very dark skin and other obvious SSA features.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Not really rhat surprising. Dominican culture places a huge stigma on being black. It's common for folks to downplay their Sub-Saharan African roots, even ones with very dark skin and other obvious SSA features.
    Its because of the the ghetto on the other side of the island pretending to be a country known as Haiti.. Haiti is full of blacks.. Pretty much sums it up Im afraid..

    Gotta leave this here though.



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Not really rhat surprising. Dominican culture places a huge stigma on being black. It's common for folks to downplay their Sub-Saharan African roots, even ones with very dark skin and other obvious SSA features.
    Its because of the the ghetto on the other side of the island pretending to be a country known as Haiti.. Haiti is full of blacks.. Pretty much sums it up Im afraid..

    Gotta leave this here though.


    Not quite. It's because the original ruling class was of Spanish descent, and the social pecking order in that former Spanish colony was heavily determined by what percentage of your lineage was from Spanish nobility or pure bred Spanish. This measure of social status was later adopted by the common folks as a form of social affinity.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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