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    $140 Appetizer: Lobster Claws, Crab Legs, Shrimp, Oysters, etc..

    Kind of spur of the moment.

    It has to suck to be poor.

     
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      Tyde: HOF
      
      hongkonger: You couldn't afford to spend $140 on 10 meals
      
      WillieMcFML: liquid af
      
      Muck Ficon: :noose
      
      Sheesfaced: Was this in Perth?
      
      wrenchjockey: walked by a customer's meal on the way to plunge the restroom toilet
      
      jsearles22: Patter
      
      handicapme: We need this
      
      simpdog: keep the pattern going
      
      duped_samaritan: Merry Christmas
      
      Nikki: Insane green red rep

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    threads like this are why you are one of the top 4 richest on the forum dawg. Prolly #3.

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    Forum wealth power rankings:

    1. Cmoney
    2. Pooh
    3. BottomSet69
    4. Drexel
    5. Druff

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    OP must have taken Onestep out to eat.

     
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      Onestep: you know how i do
    Take me down to the Parvati City where the reps are green and the girls are pretty. Take me home.

    STILL the most posts deleted. STILL the FBI is harassing me. STILL double the reputation of any poster. STILL quadruple the rep/post ratio of any poster. STILL BGC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Forum wealth power rankings:

    1. Cmoney
    2. Pooh
    3. BottomSet69
    4. Drexel
    5. Druff

    you got it wrong
    1. Cmoney
    2. Druff
    3. Drex
    4. Tie Bottom/Pooh
    5. Lewfather

     
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      Jayjami: Not even close.
      
      WillieMcFML: you earned it

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    Pics usually come with a thread like this, but I'm sure it was good.

    What were you drinking?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I am a nice human being who enjoys being upbeat and affable with others

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    Does money under the mattress count as liquid? If so, druff is #1.
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

    "Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis


    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    I'm on a cruise - been eating that kind of stuff for past 10 nights. Foie gras twice. For balance just had pizza and gelato for lunch in Naples.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Draymond would have posted a pic.

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    Anders, did she clean up the splatter in spare bathroom though, this morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Draymond would have posted a pic.
    Draymond's finishing school ironed out these leaks in his game.

    Many high end restaurants have clear policies that prohibit photos and cell phone use in the dining room.

    During multicourse meals table space is at a premium so phones on table is another reason phones are discouraged.

    Pro tip that I am working on. Draymond knows. I get a personal amusement watching others' pregame faux pas here. Your napkin doesn't automatically go on your lap as soon as you are seated. Look to the host and make eye contact with him and sit fucking still. Let him know you know - it's respect. Once the host places their napkin on their lap, follow suit.

     
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      MumblesBadly: Social power dynamics rep
      
      Kilgore Trout: Teaching the man to be a man. Love the pro tip.

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    Draymond is new money, he doesn't understand all the rules. He came from plunging shitters, to moving this far up.

     
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      Sanlmar: Good lol. You are running good lately. Thx
      
      Kilgore Trout: He’s got to be at least up to 28 in power rankings.

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    just got a chuckle remembering how much gamblebot hated new money

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Draymond would have posted a pic.
    140 yen I believe, not $140.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Draymond would have posted a pic.
    140 yen I believe, not $140.
    Were you in China at some point?

    Somebody just told me about "white monkey" gigs in China. If you are working in China and looking for a side gig (which the government doesn't allow) companies will get a white guy to pose as a foreign investor or partner in client meetings or whatever. Lends cachet to the business. You are generally forbidden to talk. Just act white.

    I missed my calling.

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    itt: haters who don’t have $250k LIQUID

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post

    140 yen I believe, not $140.
    Were you in China at some point?

    Somebody just told me about "white monkey" gigs in China. If you are working in China and looking for a side gig (which the government doesn't allow) companies will get a white guy to pose as a foreign investor or partner in client meetings or whatever. Lends cachet to the business. You are generally forbidden to talk. Just act white.

    I missed my calling.
    I did this a few times. It works. And it pays. Once they specifically wanted me to be German. I don't speak any German but nobody knew any better. I really wanted to show up dressed like this:

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      GambleBotsChafedPenis: Sprockets Rep

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    Were you in China at some point?

    Somebody just told me about "white monkey" gigs in China. If you are working in China and looking for a side gig (which the government doesn't allow) companies will get a white guy to pose as a foreign investor or partner in client meetings or whatever. Lends cachet to the business. You are generally forbidden to talk. Just act white.

    I missed my calling.
    I did this a few times. It works. And it pays. Once they specifically wanted me to be German. I don't speak any German but nobody knew any better. I really wanted to show up dressed like this:

    Name:  dieter5.jpg
Views: 149
Size:  21.0 KB
    I love it. I can't shake how great this story is and MUST work it into my game.

    We hired an Italian, Massimo, recently. Accent is god. He's trying to get a read on me. I have a new target.

    I swear I'm going to walk up to him and in 3 sentences tell him the "white monkey" story then ask him to sit in on a meeting. He will think I am completely off my nut.

    Hazing is a lost art

     
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      Kilgore Trout: And a fine art, at that. The key is to be subtle, which you are a master of.

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    250k liquid is soooo 2016 yall know my main man bottomset be sitting on about a milly nowadays

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    also real talk oysters are hella overrated unlike my main man bottomsets posts which are hella underrated

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