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    BREAKING NEWS: SF gets new QB....Kaepernick

    Not Kaepernick, they got this nice white looking fellow....and count down until OSA becomes a 9er's fan in 3...2...

    Jimmy Garoppolo

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    Year 2016
    Team Pats
    CMP% 68.3
    YDS 502
    TD 4
    INT 0
    Rating 113.3

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    Looks to me like they got one of the sexiest men alive, no homo

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    I wish he had gone to jaxcksonville. Could have been Game changer.

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    I feel like the Pats have something up their sleeves.

    Either that or Tom got jelly when his wife was checking out JG.

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    That isn't even a good pic of him, he gets better but I stopped looking because I felt funny.

    On a serious note while he doesn't have a ton of attempts he has yet to throw a pick, I give that a week or 2 once he gets behind san frans line.

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    if we're being serious this is not breaking news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    if we're being serious this is not breaking news.
    tr00 i saw this news yesterday and thought it was boring

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    i'll assume mr. hair piece was leveling with the breaking news status

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    It was for affect...

    Mind you y'all would still have clicked the thread if it was titled "NOT BREAKING NEWS:" so perhaps it wasn't needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    I feel like the Pats have something up their sleeves.

    Either that or Tom got jelly when his wife was checking out JG.
    they always do...belechik is god when it comes to this shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    I feel like the Pats have something up their sleeves.

    Either that or Tom got jelly when his wife was checking out JG.
    they always do...belechik is god when it comes to this shit...
    What are you thinking? Not Kappy

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    I agree Something seems up from the Patriots side. He was drafted 3 years ago with the 62nd pick, groomed for 3 years, and now they are trading him for what is probably a pick in the mid 30s. Doesn't seem like much return. Seems like there is concern he is a bust and they are selling high while they can.

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    The breaking news would be that the Browns coaching staff are going crazy on team management because they thought they were getting him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    The breaking news would be that the Browns coaching staff are going crazy on team management because they thought they were getting him.

    I'm sorry but assuming they believed he was a winner would have been a good indication he wasn't going there lol

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    I like the 9ers side. QB is all that matters. Nothing else matters in this league. If they think Jimmy has a chance to be l33t fuck yeah they should gamble on him.

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    this is the same reason i love when teams reach on QBs in the draft. QB is all that matters. if yer reach works out yer set for 15 years

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    Holyshit...I never knew how jacked he was. Dont know if thats a good thing at his position.

    Im actually on a Harrison Butker kick right now. Guy is so hot right now

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Holyshit...I never knew how jacked he was. Dont know if thats a good thing at his position.

    Im actually on a Harrison Butker kick right now. Guy is so hot right now
    Have you found out if hes attracted to boars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Holyshit...I never knew how jacked he was. Dont know if thats a good thing at his position.

    Im actually on a Harrison Butker kick right now. Guy is so hot right now

    Seems like it isn't. Seems like the guys in good shape get hurt all the time and the guys with dad bods play forever.

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    Mrs Daly is a big fan. Need to watch her ass if she ever goes to San Fran.

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