THIS FORUM IS TOO FILLED WITH DEAD BIRDS FRO ME

[sonatine]

SEEMS LIKE EVERY THREAD IS THE SAME THING GET SOME FUCKING UMBRELLA HATS OR LIKE A CAT OR SOMETHING, OR PUT SOME RIVERS IN THIS SITE AND FLUSH OUT THESE FUCKING BIRDS IT'S RIDICULOUS AND FRANKLY I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT AT THIS POINT.

NOW AND THEN AN OCCASIONAL DEAD BIRD IS ONE THING BUT ITS GETTING TO THE POINT TO WHERE I CAN'T EVEN SHUFFLE MY FEAT WITHOUT CUTTING THEM OPEN WITH BEAKS AND BONES AND FRANKLY I JUST AM NOT DIGGING IT LIKE THEY SAY, THE KIDS I MEAN

DRUFF YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY REASON WHY WIZ THE ALPHABET ELEPHANT HAS LEFT YOU ALL FOR GOOD, MY TWINS ARE BOTH DEAD NOW, DRAGGED UOFF BY YOUR FUCKING CATS OR FLUSHED AWAY7 IN SOME RIVER AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO CARE BECAUSE A BIRD JUST FELL ON MY FUCKING HEAD

EVERYONE IS ASKING FRO UMBRELLA HATS BUT FRANKLY YOU DON'T EVEN OFFER THEM IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING STORE

LO AND BEHOLEASD;OJLV ANHSL; J3SUS FUCKING CHRIST A BIRD JUST FELL ON MY KEYBOARD AND YOU ARE SITTING IN YOUR GOLD HOT TUB COUNTING MONEY OR SWIMMING IN A MONEY BIN FULL OF DIMES LIKE UNCLE FUCKING SCROOGE AND YET I CANT EVEN A;SDLJHASL; TYPE FOR FIFTEEN SECONDS WITHOUT SOME DEAD BIRD RUNING MY FUCKING THRADS

NOT TO MENCHIN I CANNOT POST DIRECTLY INTO THE HALL OF FAME AS REQUIRED AND YOU DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN JESUS


YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU IS THAT THERE ARE DEAD BIRDS IN YOUR FOUM AND MAYBE ITS TIME YOU ALLOWED MORE RUSSIANS TO MODERATE THIS SHIT OR GET A FUCKING NEW CAT OR DIG A FUCKING RIVER BECAUSE FRANKLY I CANNOT STAND THIS THIST


I AM HEREBY LOGGING OUT PERMANENTLY UNTIL YOU FIX THIS FUCKING PROBELM

SEE YOU ON DECEMBER 8TH TWO THOUSAND AND NINE

I HAVE TO GO NOW


I AM SORRY TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE RALLIED BEHIND ME

AT ONE POINT DRUFF I WS HOISTED UP ON PFAS SHOULDERS AND YOU GUYS SANG FOR HES A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW

YOU PROBABLY DONT REMEMBER THAT

THATS OKAY WITH ME

I JUST CANT HAVNDLE THESE FUCKING DEAD BIRDS

UMBRALLA HAT?

[Mintjewlips]

[Mintjewlips]

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

I had a "black out on Evan Williams everyday" phase in my 20's and some of my 30's as well.

[limitles]

You can tell when a delivery doesn't arrive

[herbertstemple]

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.

[gauchojake]

Real niggas know

[4Dragons]

Such falconry.

[OSA]

Relax guys. Time's seamless order was 4 minutes late and it sent him in a panic.

[sonatine]

Been a wild ride but the disrespect is unsettling. Been around these parts since 2007. I call the 2007/8 the dark years for me.

But 2011/12 I am making loads of money. I am they guy that over-tips in bars <--------------- ME

Do you people know how smart I am? I have an MBA from a great school.

If and only if I get respect being smart, otherwise I am out of this place:

[The_Lurker]

OBV it's time to take you fishing.

[herbertstemple]

Dead Birds, decent horror movie.

[sonatine]

[splitthis]

Fro sure

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

Honestly, saw the thread title, read a bit of the post and said, ya so another sonatine crazy rant, never got the ref.

After scrolling down I see it was an attempt at something, still not sure what but I'm an old man now so I don't get much anymore but I do know crazy.

[sonatine]