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Still have mine from the 70s.
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HILLARY WON
You finally found common ground with mintjewlips. there is hope for mankind.Still have mine from the 70s.
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I normally only reveal this kind of info to subscribers but I'm sick and tired of y'all stressin me.
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Do you think the others sense the tension between us?
If it were to ever happen, I can see it going down like in Chasing Amy. Amirite or what?
BGC asks her and limitles for a 3-way?
If it were to ever happen, I can see it going down like in Chasing Amy. Amirite or what?
HILLARY WON
BGC asks her and limitles for a 3-way?
Things were so much simpler in the Laffer era.
You make me want to be a better poster.
Paul Openfold will pick up where laffer left off..
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
Fuck off Anders. No idea how you have time to plunge toilets and count your millions while you manage your multiple personalities? Enlighten the group, would you?
You get cornholed by black men and brag about it on a poker forum. There is nothing much to say is there?
Fuck off Anders. No idea how you have time to plunge toilets and count your millions while you manage your multiple personalities? Enlighten the group, would you?
You get cornholed by black men and brag about it on a poker forum. There is nothing much to say is there?
My vagina, like the great nation of America, is a melting pot and full of equal opportunities. Just because you can’t see the beauty in it, doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
That is just a nauseating post.
My vagina, like the great nation of America, is a melting pot and full of equal opportunities. Just because you can’t see the beauty in it, doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
So the wife had her usual sewing circle over. I try to steer clear so as not to become a target and frankly I have an intuition for self preservation that tells me I don't even want to know what they talk about.
My vagina, like the great nation of America, is a melting pot and full of equal opportunities. Just because you can’t see the beauty in it, doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
Ignorance has served me well so far.
Except I overhead them talking about oral sex and I couldn't help myself.
I came of age before the internet. The learning curve was long and I don't think women on the whole knew what were reasonable expectations.
The golden age.
As an aside, sex 2017 has become something bordering on aggravation with the man-scaping and assorted overhead.
My question to the melting pot would be: Are younger men, blacks or anyone else as a rule better if you were to generalize.
My mind since eavesdropping has been polluted. I was always taught in sports (baseball) don't think - pitch.
So one woman said that the ratio of time spent between the thighs with my tongue is supposed to be a ratio of 2:1 compared to whatever she is going to offer me. The crowd unanimously agreed.
Another woman said that the porn we men have consumed has conditioned us to be far too aggressive. Somehow we think women expect it.
Their motors are slower and speed and aggressive game is all wrong.
This one got me. When you're attending to the clit don't make the tongue a pointy pitchfork. Flat of tongue. If she is getting off don't change the pace and start assaulting her clit. Just keep doing what you're doing.
I can't get this sewing circle's conversation out of my head at night. I am frightened I am going to come down with a case of the yips and get converted to the outfield.
It used to be a simple game.
Do you want actual, real life answers or are you simply waxing poetic? I am happy to oblige, but want to make sure I give you what you are asking for....and not more...So the wife had her usual sewing circle over. I try to steer clear so as not to become a target and frankly I have an intuition for self preservation that tells me I don't even want to know what they talk about.
Ignorance has served me well so far.
Except I overhead them talking about oral sex and I couldn't help myself.
I came of age before the internet. The learning curve was long and I don't think women on the whole knew what were reasonable expectations.
The golden age.
As an aside, sex 2017 has become something bordering on aggravation with the man-scaping and assorted overhead.
My question to the melting pot would be: Are younger men, blacks or anyone else as a rule better if you were to generalize.
My mind since eavesdropping has been polluted. I was always taught in sports (baseball) don't think - pitch.
So one woman said that the ratio of time spent between the thighs with my tongue is supposed to be a ratio of 2:1 compared to whatever she is going to offer me. The crowd unanimously agreed.
Another woman said that the porn we men have consumed has conditioned us to be far too aggressive. Somehow we think women expect it.
Their motors are slower and speed and aggressive game is all wrong.
This one got me. When you're attending to the clit don't make the tongue a pointy pitchfork. Flat of tongue. If she is getting off don't change the pace and start assaulting her clit. Just keep doing what you're doing.
I can't get this sewing circle's conversation out of my head at night. I am frightened I am going to come down with a case of the yips and get converted to the outfield.
It used to be a simple game.
That is just a nauseating post.
for the love of god say you were waxing poetic sanlimitles.
That they have gotten in my head is for real. True story.
That they have gotten in my head is for real. True story.
You have to groom. There is no real way of getting around this.
Less time on foreplay and more time getting down to business. You need to allow her to feel OK (and accomplished) in taking care of herself if you can’t get here there. Empower her to get herself off - if you can't do it for her. Tune out the noise. Women talk just like guys talk, a large portion of it, is just talk. If you feel some sort of morbid curiosity in listening - be prepared to hear things you don’t want to hear.
The truth about Griner’s forefathers becomes the truth about Sanlmar’s sexless marriage.
Lol waxing.
So I am in Florida a year or two ago. She is in a mood and intent on wearing me out. Vacation the weather, idk.
I'm not behaving any better than usual.
So she thinks I have too much hair on my back. I have in the past had my back waxed. I can do without that but bearable.
She buys some hair remover. Aerosol propellant, I recall.
I trust she knows what she's doing. She sprays that shit on and I got some kind of chemical burn. There must have been tears in my eyes. Of course, I really can't see what's going on behind me which just heightens my freak out.
I'm thinking I'm gonna have to spend my vacation out of the sun watching Sports Center in some ICU.
Unbelievably it healed and passed pretty quickly. I was all prepared for scarring and some kind of elephant man outcome.
I got some issues with the manscaping thing below the belt but the memory of the back has my balls fully retracted now and I am not in the mood.
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