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    Marty im being dead serious here

    Marty, your absolute top priority should be to somehow reconcile with your daughter.

    Like i mentioned in another thread...i had no idea you had a daughter until everything blew up the past couple of days. Im not sure if others really knew, but that doesn't matter right now.

    You need to do whatever humanly possible to reconcile and try to be a part of your daughters life. I dont know what the circumstances are, but imo that doesnt matter here.
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    Just do whatever it takes

    BE A MAN

    Man up, accept any faults, and try your damned best.

    No excuses

     
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    Yea, take advice from people that revel in your misery.........thats smart.

    Lol at you idiots having anything to offer other than advice you don't even follow.

    I don't know how anyone can be honest here, this is an aids cesspool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    I dont know what the circumstances are


    exactly

    I don't have a daughter you fucking idiot

    yet another tall tale spun by some troll that has somehow become legendary

    you faggots need a new hobby ffs

     
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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, "Do you know me?"

    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, "Do you know me?"

    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
    a girl walks into a grocery store and she buys a cup of yogurt, a bottle of white wine, a microwave meal for one and a pint of ice cream. the guy at the counter says, "are you single?" the girl blushes and giggles, "how could you tell?" he says, "you're really fucking ugly"

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    I dont know what the circumstances are


    exactly

    I don't have a daughter you fucking idiot

    yet another tall tale spun by some troll that has somehow become legendary

    you faggots need a new hobby ffs
    That's great news! Having no kids (yet) could be a huge selling point to a lady inmate-in-waiting looking to start a family!


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post



    exactly

    I don't have a daughter you fucking idiot

    yet another tall tale spun by some troll that has somehow become legendary

    you faggots need a new hobby ffs
    That's great news! Having no kids (yet) could be a huge selling point to a lady inmate-in-waiting looking to start a family!


    Are those testicles hanging from your chin in your avatar?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    I dont know what the circumstances are


    exactly

    I don't have a daughter you fucking idiot

    yet another tall tale spun by some troll that has somehow become legendary

    you faggots need a new hobby ffs
    I remember vaguely this being a topic circa 2008. I think you categorically dismissed this in 2009/10. What is very creepy is Gordman still obsessing about this a decade later. It's horribly creepy to bring things up from the internet 10 years later.

     
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    SHUT IT DOWN GORDO

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    cant believe the fact it took 8 replies for someone to say it you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    I dont know what the circumstances are


    exactly

    I don't have a daughter you fucking idiot

    yet another tall tale spun by some troll that has somehow become legendary

    you faggots need a new hobby ffs
    Dear Tyde,

    Thank you for not reproducing.

    Sincerely,
    The World
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scandinavian Bob View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post



    exactly

    I don't have a daughter you fucking idiot

    yet another tall tale spun by some troll that has somehow become legendary

    you faggots need a new hobby ffs
    I remember vaguely this being a topic circa 2008. I think you categorically dismissed this in 2009/10. What is very creepy is Gordman still obsessing about this a decade later. It's horribly creepy to bring things up from the internet 10 years later.
    You mean the way one of your recent dupes re-told all the Jewdonk stories from the NWP days?

     
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    Have to say, it's a bit fucking rich to be publicly dishing out family advise considering your own wife recently done a runner.

     
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    Tyde: holy fuck you're just the worst. quickly approaching Mumbles, Muck Ficon, & big dick levels of terribleness. fucking gook stfu already and drink lots of bleach]

    It's very clear hongkonger has a mental illness. The correct thing to do is just ignore him go forward. Mental illness is so rampant, I just don't want to even discuss this an further. Hopefully hongkonger can get the medical therapy he needs. I am praying for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scandinavian Bob View Post
    Tyde: holy fuck you're just the worst. quickly approaching Mumbles, Muck Ficon, & big dick levels of terribleness. fucking gook stfu already and drink lots of bleach]

    It's very clear hongkonger has a mental illness. The correct thing to do is just ignore him go forward. Mental illness is so rampant, I just don't want to even discuss this an further. Hopefully hongkonger can get the medical therapy he needs. I am praying for him.
    Why don't you come kick the shit out of me like you said you would, Internet tough guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Marty, your absolute top priority should be to somehow reconcile with your daughter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Scandinavian Bob View Post
    Tyde: holy fuck you're just the worst. quickly approaching Mumbles, Muck Ficon, & big dick levels of terribleness. fucking gook stfu already and drink lots of bleach]

    It's very clear hongkonger has a mental illness. The correct thing to do is just ignore him go forward. Mental illness is so rampant, I just don't want to even discuss this an further. Hopefully hongkonger can get the medical therapy he needs. I am praying for him.
    Why don't you come kick the shit out of me like you said you would, Internet tough guy?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Scandinavian Bob View Post
    Tyde: holy fuck you're just the worst. quickly approaching Mumbles, Muck Ficon, & big dick levels of terribleness. fucking gook stfu already and drink lots of bleach]

    It's very clear hongkonger has a mental illness. The correct thing to do is just ignore him go forward. Mental illness is so rampant, I just don't want to even discuss this an further. Hopefully hongkonger can get the medical therapy he needs. I am praying for him.
    Why don't you come kick the shit out of me like you said you would, Internet tough guy?
    You have serious mental illness. I am not contributing to your downfall, as I do not want to be interviewed at a later date. You are flat out scary and unstable. Please just stay away from me and I will do the same to you, ok? All I ask is you stay away, not much. You are flat our scaring me.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scandinavian Bob View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post

    Why don't you come kick the shit out of me like you said you would, Internet tough guy?
    You have serious mental illness. I am not contributing to your downfall, as I do not want to be interviewed at a later date. You are flat out scary and unstable. Please just stay away from me and I will do the same to you, ok? All I ask is you stay away, not much. You are flat our scaring me.
    Says Marty’s #1 fan.

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