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    *** Official 'Find Tyde Someone To Love' Thread ***

    Heard on this week's radio show that Marty has been celibate for seven years. Perhaps it's time for the PFA community to pull together to find him somebody to love. You know, instead of the bottle when he's off the ship.

    Toward that goal, I've come across a video of a possible candidate. Her qualifications:

    • Seems to be in decent shape to be able sprint when running from cops
    • Knows how to handle a firearm
    • Doesn't like cops
    • Seems to have a nice rack
    • Likely to stay put until Marty gets off the boat

    Watch her audition tape here:

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    Haven't yet reached Tyde's call on the archives. No wonder he's so bent out of shape. There wasn't even one skanky concha in Mexico he could have duped into bed with him one time, or outright paid? This is Mexico we're talking about here.

    It occurred to me in the duelling Hut/Tyde threads to set the o/u on time since Tyde was laid at 3.5 years. I guess the over wins by a mile.

    A sad fall from the top compared to when he was banging beach bunnies while we were all sucking on our mama's tits.
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    Ditka - holla if you know what I'm talkin' about

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      limp donk bingo: this

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Heard on this week's radio show that Marty has been celibate for seven years.
    Did he actually say this? Pretty sure he also claimed to be dating a local non-prostitute while in Rosarito.

     
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      Sol: on a TR he admitted that he lost his virginity to a hooker named Carmen in I think Venezuela, and his second was Brena in Brazil
      
      MumblesBadly: Apparently, when stone cold drunk, it doesn't count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Heard on this week's radio show that Marty has been celibate for seven years.
    Did he actually say this? Pretty sure he also claimed to be dating a local non-prostitute while in Rosarito.


    He did say this, however the phone all got conveniently interrupted/disconnected at a critical point where Druff was attempting to press him further.

    Also, ITT the truth about Marty’s celibacy becomes the truth about Mumble’s celibacy.

     
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    MJ have you noticed that Trout has basically claimed a slot in the top ten forum power rankings like entirely on the sneak tip?

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    Anyone starting a thread like this has a seriously unhealthy obsession with someone else.

    Does mumbles want to get his cherry popped? Or is this a very flawed man crush?

    Seriously mumbles, didn't know you swung that way.

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    I concur with this assessment.

    Tyde deserves nobody at this juncture

    Even a dog

    Sorry Tyde, but its true

     
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      big dick: SAD BUT TRUE

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    DONT LISTEN TO THEM MUMBLES

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Heard on this week's radio show that Marty has been celibate for seven years.
    Did he actually say this? Pretty sure he also claimed to be dating a local non-prostitute while in Rosarito.

    See the key is here, dont believe a word that dumbletard says.

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    Marty, fix your life. Whatever you have to do, do it.

    While ive been criticizing you, believe it or not, i believe in you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Marty, fix your life. Whatever you have to do, do it.

    While ive been criticizing you, believe it or not, i believe in you

    Let me be the first to say: Shut it down, Gordo.

     
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      Gordman: Let me be the first...oh wait im not, to tell you to go fuck yourself
      
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    Furthermore, the past couple of days is the first ive heard that you have a daughter. The past may be in tje past, but why arent you doing anything and everything you can to reconcile/make amends, whatever you want to call it with your flesh and blood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Furthermore, the past couple of days is the first ive heard that you have a daughter. The past may be in tje past, but why arent you doing anything and everything you can to reconcile/make amends, whatever you want to call it with your flesh and blood?
    Why??????? I'm sure he has nothing to apologize for.

     
    His daughter, on the other hand, has made him her victim for the last time.

     
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Is Kilgore a chick?
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    And does your pussy smell?
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    Seriously, folks! Marty needs our help in this matter but can't bring himself to break free of the emotional straightjacket that is constraining his libido, whatever is left of it in his advanced years.

    Mind you, it could be due to the massive number of alcoholic binges he's gone on when not restricted from doing so to remain gainfully employed. Or maybe the last real attempt at love in Rosarita massively damaged his ego. Whatever it is, Marty, know this: We are here for you, man. To help you get your mojo back.

    Here's another avenue you might consider exploring. To find a female soulmate.

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    Go for it, buddy! There's a special lady there waiting to hear from you!
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Seriously, folks! Marty needs our help in this matter but can't bring himself to break free of the emotional straightjacket that is constraining his libido, whatever is left of it in his advanced years.

    Mind you, it could be due to the massive number of alcoholic binges he's gone on when not restricted from doing so to remain gainfully employed. Or maybe the last real attempt at love in Rosarita massively damaged his ego. Whatever it is, Marty, know this: We are here for you, man. To help you get your mojo back.

    Here's another avenue you might consider exploring. To find a female soulmate.

    https://www.meet-an-inmate.com

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    Go for it, buddy! There's a special lady there waiting to hear from you!
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    Hi I'm Ashten andI'm 21 years old and would love to talk to any nice girls. I am a very down to earth guy with a sense of humor. I'm very outgoing , love to workout and read. I am a Romantic at heart. Can't wait to hear from you!!



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    Hmmmmm.....wonder what he's locked up for.

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