My personal Stephen Paddock Theory

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I was watching more lame conspiracy videos and it finally hit me what happened. Things became so clear. I was like holy shit how could I have been so dumb not to think of this sooner.

Has anyone stopped to listen to how shitty Jason Aldean's voice sounds? It's a caricature of what country music sounds like. It's literally the exact same voice I've used my whole life when I've exaggerated how bad country music is. I think Steve was just an untrusting fella who didn't like leaving his weaponry in his car in a casino parking lot. He lost a lot of money and was trying to get some sleep while this shitty shitty music just kept playing over and over again and he just snapped. No one should have to listen to Jason Aldean. Listen to this fucking faggot sing. It's the most awful thing you could ever imagine.

[duped_samaritan]

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I mean just look at this fucking douche bag. Can you think of a white person without pink hair that hasn't wronged you that you'd rather kill?

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It sucks that country sucks, because it's the only form of popular music on the radio that has real guitar playing in it.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Yeah the guitar sounds good. But look at this douche. It looks like he has chewing tobacco in his mouth for his glamour shots.

[SetofKs]

I've been spending the last few days studying paddock's sex life. Apparently he loved to beat the shit outta hookers. He'd pay them like $6000 to let him absolutely beat the shit out of them. Guy was definitely sexually satanic.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I've been spending the last few days studying paddock's sex life. Apparently he loved to beat the shit outta hookers. He'd pay them like $6000 to let him absolutely beat the shit out of them. Guy was definitely sexually satanic.

Wow. Another thing I see eye to eye with him on. I'm also a Christian but Sexually Satanic.

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I was watching more lame conspiracy videos and it finally hit me what happened. Things became so clear. I was like holy shit how could I have been so dumb not to think of this sooner.

Has anyone stopped to listen to how shitty Jason Aldean's voice sounds? It's a caricature of what country music sounds like. It's literally the exact same voice I've used my whole life when I've exaggerated how bad country music is. I think Steve was just an untrusting fella who didn't like leaving his weaponry in his car in a casino parking lot. He lost a lot of money and was trying to get some sleep while this shitty shitty music just kept playing over and over again and he just snapped. No one should have to listen to Jason Aldean. Listen to this fucking faggot sing. It's the most awful thing you could ever imagine.

It's off

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Noooooooo

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I had no idea that Jason was another name for Jesus. Maybe it's just a bad recording. Maybe it doesnt sound so bad on other recordings.

[DRK Star]

I've been spending the last few days studying paddock's sex life.

A few minutes would have likely sufficed

[SetofKs]

I've been spending the last few days studying paddock's sex life. Apparently he loved to beat the shit outta hookers. He'd pay them like $6000 to let him absolutely beat the shit out of them. Guy was definitely sexually satanic.

Wow. Another thing I see eye to eye with him on. I'm also a Christian but Sexually Satanic.

Same. I dont think I'm nearly as sexually satanic as him tho.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Just changed my farmers only dating app to Christian/Sexually Satanic. Hopefully I get more hits now. I'm afraid chicks laugh at dudes thst are only satanic sexually though. Deez hoes evil.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Here's more reasons to hate Jason Aldean. He posed for this stupid picture with his stupid wife with these stupid fucking shirts on. How is it that our country is so fucking dumb that "Baby Momma" and "Baby Daddy" are the preferred way of conveying the message even when you aren't black or in the hood? It's horrible and ghetto enough when you are talking about people that aren't married but this Brittany Bitch is his God Damned wife.

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[SetofKs]

Just changed my farmers only dating app to Christian/Sexually Satanic. Hopefully I get more hits now. I'm afraid chicks laugh at dudes thst are only satanic sexually though. Deez hoes evil.

You'd be surprised. A lot of women are actually into sexual saints

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Just changed my farmers only dating app to Christian/Sexually Satanic. Hopefully I get more hits now. I'm afraid chicks laugh at dudes thst are only satanic sexually though. Deez hoes evil.

You'd be surprised. A lot of women are actually into sexual saints

Them telling you to not cut off the oxygen to their brain for an extended period of time does not necessarily mean they are into sexual saints.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Also Darren Sharper was a Saint.

[SetofKs]

Also Darren Sharper was a Saint.

Yes. I think CTE is what turned him sexually satanic. He wasn't born that way.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

So Jewlips in your mind it's a grand conspiracy but retards like me and you can see all the holes because they accidentally fucked up stuff and got greedy? I don't understand how zero fucking conspiracy theorists have figured out that anyone with the power to pull off such an operation would also have the ability to do it clean.

To me it's like ok. if you want to be a person that believes sheboon paddock lone wolfed, no mk ultra, no agenda, fine. That makes you a certain kind of fuck tard but like I can still sit with you and not hate you. BUT if you believe this is a grand conspiracy and believe all these holes get left every single time because the people pulling this shit off a clumsy and stupid you are literally the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet. Which is ironic because you walk around scoffing at everyone like you have some grand fucking wisdom. I know I'm fucking retarded. But holy shit not that fucking retarded.