The final and real truth about Tyde

[limitles]

You acted like such a hardass right up until Micon threatened to ban you forever. Then it was all "yes sir...right away sir".

I have a feeling Barry has an assfucking coming from the strongest on the forums

[hongkonger]

I gave it to tyde when we were going from excalibur to money plays. I didn't want to have it on me. Would rather tyde risk arrest than me. We all got to money plays and after a while tyde still wasn't there. Micon calls Tyde and leaves him a voicemail saying hes life banned from nwp if tyde doesn't show up with the coke. Tyde says he didn't try to steal the coke. But if he did or didn't the narrative will always be he that tyde tried to steal the coke.

lolol this story just won't die

China was wasted and burned out from his flight when I went to his hotel room, and the plan was to go to Money Plays to meet up with Micon and a bunch of other degens from NWP

there was like a gram and a half leftover after China was done with whatever he did up, but he was too tired to go out and wanted to crash

He gave the blow to me to take to Money Plays

I was driving a beat up old Infiniti that was parked directly outside the club, and ended up doling out lines to basically a dozen people who took turns getting in my driver seat doing rips off the dashboard as the sun was coming up

I think I ended up doing 3 blasts myself, and the rest was evenly distributed just as planned

obv I didn't 'steal' any fucking coke from China, but the crew definitely whiffed that shit up in record time

all the idiots who claim I stole that yayo were never even fucking there. That is the funniest part of this legend of the stolen coke

If China was tired and wanted to crash that's when he should have done the coke. Isn't that the point?

[SetofKs]

lolol this story just won't die

China was wasted and burned out from his flight when I went to his hotel room, and the plan was to go to Money Plays to meet up with Micon and a bunch of other degens from NWP

there was like a gram and a half leftover after China was done with whatever he did up, but he was too tired to go out and wanted to crash

He gave the blow to me to take to Money Plays

I was driving a beat up old Infiniti that was parked directly outside the club, and ended up doling out lines to basically a dozen people who took turns getting in my driver seat doing rips off the dashboard as the sun was coming up

I think I ended up doing 3 blasts myself, and the rest was evenly distributed just as planned

obv I didn't 'steal' any fucking coke from China, but the crew definitely whiffed that shit up in record time

all the idiots who claim I stole that yayo were never even fucking there. That is the funniest part of this legend of the stolen coke

If China was tired and wanted to crash that's when he should have done the coke. Isn't that the point?

he was up the whole previous night drinking and playing live cash. can't stay up forever on coke. he was strung out

[big dick]

White trash in it's purest form

[hongkonger]

If China was tired and wanted to crash that's when he should have done the coke. Isn't that the point?

he was up the whole previous night drinking and playing live cash. can't stay up forever on coke. he was strung out

I'm going to let this one slide.

[sonatine]

oh also literally

[adamantium]

LOVE THE HAIR

[Paul Openfold]

LOVE THE HAIR

Obsessed.

[adamantium]

LOVE THE HAIR

Obsessed.

JOOOOOOOO HAIR

[tony bagadonuts]

Me thinks a certain someone knew this was coming so they unbanned Tyde for his “birthday”.

[adamantium]

Me thinks a certain someone knew this was coming so they unbanned Tyde for his “birthday”.

LARRIES HAIR WAS WAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME!!

[donkdowndonedied]

lol I never heard anything about Micon threatening a ban...in fact I don't even remember him doing any. I don't think he even knew I had it

You acted like such a hardass right up until Micon threatened to ban you forever. Then it was all "yes sir...right away sir".

Yep. Micon had to call Marty to get him to bring the coke back to the bar we had moved to. That part has been accepted as fact by all parties from the beginning. Whether Marty had different intentions who knows.. Remember, he split that 1.5 grams of coke into 36 lines just like intended. lol

[donkdowndonedied]

Tyde: you weren't even there you smelly redneck vagrant..

Marty, you gave me a ride back to the strip. Don't ask me how I remember this, but I do.

[hongkonger]

Tyde: you weren't even there you smelly redneck vagrant..

Marty, you gave me a ride back to the strip. Don't ask me how I remember this, but I do.

Did he have the ice cold AC on?

[vegas1369]

I blame Trump for this thread.

[SrslySirius]

In March of 2016, Marty contacted me. He was in San Diego and basically homeless. He had blown thru most of the roughly $30K he had won on Stars. He had spent the last few days sleeping in his car with Tommy in a casino parking lot.

These threads are now even funnier given that timeline

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...-is-a-shithole

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...e-BEAST-thread

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...bout-Tydepoker

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...read-438902843

[tyde]

In March of 2016, Marty contacted me. He was in San Diego and basically homeless. He had blown thru most of the roughly $30K he had won on Stars. He had spent the last few days sleeping in his car with Tommy in a casino parking lot.

These threads are now even funnier given that timeline

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...-is-a-shithole

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...e-BEAST-thread

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...bout-Tydepoker

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...read-438902843

you know whats even funnier Thomas ?

making a small fortune while traveling the world as you waste your time making troll videos and digging up ancient threads about me

I'll be in Athens, Greece within a matter of hours

enjoy the rest of your day staring at a monitor you fucking dork

[SrslySirius]

LOL at small fortune. You and I make about the same income, Marty. I have no delusions about being rich.

[big dick]

LOL at small fortune. We make about the same income, Marty. I have no delusions about being rich.

haha he acts like he is about to arrive in Greece for a 3 week luxury vacation when in reality he is cooking food for grown men like the bitch that he is
You are a pathetic piece of shit tyde GFY

[MumblesBadly]

LOL at small fortune. You and I make about the same income, Marty. I have no delusions about being rich.

But Marty is rich with diehard friends and compadres from all of the life-affirming interactions people have had with him over the years.