Results 1 to 15 of 15

Thread: I, limitles, on the 16th day of the 10th month in the year 2017, propose marriage to the lovely and talented Brittney Giner's Clit

  1. #1
    Canadrunk limitles's Avatar
    Reputation
    1638
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In Todd's head
    Posts
    17,736
    Blog Entries
    1
    Load Metric
    68125943

    I, limitles, on the 16th day of the 10th month in the year 2017, propose marriage to the lovely and talented Brittney Giner's Clit

    and by so doing do not disrespect the Clit family and it's
    adopted family tree.

    misspelled spouse's family name......fml

     
    Comments
      
      Brittney Griner's Clit: neither preg ... still a shotgun wedding

  2. #2
    Plutonium sonatine's Avatar
    Reputation
    7376
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    33,435
    Load Metric
    68125943
    OMG YOU GUUUUUUYYYYYSSSSSSSS
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

  3. #3
    Canadrunk limitles's Avatar
    Reputation
    1638
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In Todd's head
    Posts
    17,736
    Blog Entries
    1
    Load Metric
    68125943
    ring bearer position filled

  4. #4
    Plutonium sonatine's Avatar
    Reputation
    7376
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    33,435
    Load Metric
    68125943
    I KNOW... *EXACTLY*... WHAT DRESS IM GOING TO WEAR.


     

     
    Comments
      
      Brittney Griner's Clit: Not so fast. I'm holding out for Christ
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

  5. #5
    Plutonium Brittney Griner's Clit's Avatar
    Reputation
    1501
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    10,830
    Load Metric
    68125943

  6. #6
    Plutonium Brittney Griner's Clit's Avatar
    Reputation
    1501
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    10,830
    Load Metric
    68125943
    I have conditions.

  7. #7
    Plutonium Brittney Griner's Clit's Avatar
    Reputation
    1501
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    10,830
    Load Metric
    68125943
    And also there are numerous things you'd have to agree to before I accept this. I know it only took you a couple weeks with Julia Roberts but I'm no pretty woman.

  8. #8
    Plutonium Brittney Griner's Clit's Avatar
    Reputation
    1501
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    10,830
    Load Metric
    68125943
    I hope your feelings aren't hurt, truly. But so much has to happen before I'm able to play this song for you...









    I hope you understand.

    Plus even with my level of pull it will be a hell of a chore for me to get you into the Grove. I've always wanted my wedding there, Mandalay camp specifically. We pulled it off in Augusta but this will be harder. Things like this take time. I know it's just in my head but a majority of the time I feel like your wind-up toy. I still really feel that way.

  9. #9
    Platinum GrenadaRoger's Avatar
    Reputation
    448
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    2,639
    Load Metric
    68125943
    Limitles, aren't you being a bit hasty? BCG isn't even showing and besides, it may not be yours
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

  10. #10
    Plutonium Brittney Griner's Clit's Avatar
    Reputation
    1501
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    10,830
    Load Metric
    68125943
    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    Limitles, aren't you being a bit hasty? BCG isn't even showing and besides, it may not be yours

    As much as I like being reminded of rape, I have to correct you.



  11. #11
    Banned
    Reputation
    679
    Join Date
    Jan 2016
    Location
    M.C.E.C.W.C.
    Posts
    1,993
    Load Metric
    68125943
    I always cry at these things.

  12. #12
    Banned
    Reputation
    33
    Join Date
    Sep 2017
    Posts
    125
    Load Metric
    68125943
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    and by so doing do not disrespect the Clit family and it's
    adopted family tree.

    misspelled spouse's family name......fml


  13. #13
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1082
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    10,568
    Load Metric
    68125943
    tbone nigga you made the front page here looks like skatz

  14. #14
    Platinum Baron Von Strucker's Avatar
    Reputation
    513
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,192
    Load Metric
    68125943
    is this a citizen thing? cause if it is i am very disappointed in the both of you.
    Last edited by Baron Von Strucker; 10-17-2017 at 07:44 AM.
    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

  15. #15
    Platinum herbertstemple's Avatar
    Reputation
    288
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Posts
    3,211
    Load Metric
    68125943
    Hold out for the Friends with Benefits package.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 23
    Last Post: 05-02-2017, 02:12 PM
  2. The Truth About Brittney Griner's "Clit" - FRAUD!!!! SELLOUT!!!! ABOMINATION!!!!
    By Brittney Griner's Clit in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-11-2016, 04:45 AM
  3. Breaking: 2017 will be the final year for the Pokerstars PCA
    By Dan Druff in forum Poker Community Discussion
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 02-14-2016, 07:11 AM
  4. Official: Brittney Griner's Clit appreciation thread
    By mulva in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09-12-2013, 11:23 AM
  5. I hate Garrett (Thread presented by Brittney Griner's Clit)
    By Brittney Griner's Clit in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 08-08-2013, 08:59 PM