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    Will Micon have to get a real job?

    Serious question, what's the line that Micon makes it to WSOP 2013 without having to get a job? Even money?

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    As long as idiots keep staking him, he's never going to get a real job.
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    As long as idiots keep staking him, he's never going to get a real job.
    You still have to win at some point while staked to make money
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    As long as idiots keep staking him, he's never going to get a real job.
    You still have to win at some point while staked to make money
    iphone chargers bro

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    Better question:

    What job could Micon get?
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    By "micon", do you mean Martha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Better question:

    What job could Micon get?
    He could clean the bathrooms at a casino. The casino would love it, they pay him, then get it all back when he loses it playing slots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmksmkn View Post
    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    im just guessing but martha has been mia for quite a bit of time i would guess she got a job more than a few months ago.

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    Once out of the work force for more than several years it becomes increasingly difficult to find work...Basically you're considered a lazy loser who doesn't want to work...His best bet is to try to become a Chad Norman type commenter because that's about all he knows how to do...
    Last edited by son of lockman; 06-29-2012 at 02:28 AM.

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    Will he have a wife by WSOP 2013, or will he be a full time charger salesman working for and living with the Iceman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Better question:

    What job could Micon get?
    SOCIAL SECURITY
    Stay tuned for mysterious back problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by son of lockman View Post
    Once out of the work force for more than several years it becomes increasingly difficult to find work...Basically you're considered a lazy loser who doesn't want to work...His best bet is to try to become a Chad Norman type commenter because that's about all he knows how to do...
    Sonny is spot on. I was out of the workforce for like a year and it took a while to find a job. Thankfully I have a high IQ and a degree from a prestigous college, so I basically could have gotten a job from virtually any Fortune 50 company given my advanced skill set.

    With that said, it was awfully uncomfortable trying to explain I basically fucked off for a year. I said I did the whole travelling deal. They knew it was bullshit, but since it was only a year, I got a pass.

    Micon has never, by his own admission, ever held a job. Who the fuck would hire him? You cannot enter the work force in your mid 30s for the first time. I doubt even a casino would hire him, given the fact he pioneered a website for years with porn and general filth. I am not moralizing, but you gotta face facts. He is basically unemployable.

    If he is generally serious about getting a job, he should delete his site from the Web (nobody goes there anymore so it does not matter) and move out of Vegas and change his name. I really think his calling is a manager at a small restuarant. I'd go there. You'd think an Italian place, but I think a place that served chili dogs with a gimmick would be better.

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    Subway is hiring.

    I think Druff will be able to get his tomatoes on the side if Micon is making the samich.

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    I feel that most here are thinking to short term in this case, i would think a fast exit from vegas would be a good idea but i am sure that any one who wants to work can find a job, maby not counting hundreds in a bank vault but if you are willing to work you will find a job. If you are lazy and not willing to work hard at finding and holding a job you will not succeed.
    I think that micon is under the influence of drugs and or alcohol, this would have to stop to land a decent job.
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    Is male prostitution considered a real job, or... ?
    TRUMP 2024!

    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Lol, how have those not been discovered before? Definitely photoshop material.

    TRUMP 2024!

    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Im not a Micon nuthugger whatsoever, but I do find it humorous that all you guys are sitting at the desk of your "real" job mocking this guy who may have to in fact get a real job. He is 30 something years old (?) and has been living his dream of being a "professional" poker player and ecig slinger for years now. Everyone is sitting behind their desks and are just bitter because they havent had the testicular fortitude to at least attempt to follow their dreams. In place of pulling off something daring, you all are grinding away a live for the man. Im in the same boat as the rest of you, but im not going to sit here and bash the man who is living his dream.

    Will the Micon hatred and trolling ever cease on this forum? Its frankly kind of old, juvenile, and pointless. Are you trying to bash another guy to make your life seem better or what?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Im not a Micon nuthugger whatsoever, but I do find it humorous that all you guys are sitting at the desk of your "real" job mocking this guy who may have to in fact get a real job. He is 30 something years old (?) and has been living his dream of being a "professional" poker player and ecig slinger for years now. Everyone is sitting behind their desks and are just bitter because they havent had the testicular fortitude to at least attempt to follow their dreams. In place of pulling off something daring, you all are grinding away a live for the man. Im in the same boat as the rest of you, but im not going to sit here and bash the man who is living his dream.

    Will the Micon hatred and trolling ever cease on this forum? Its frankly kind of old, juvenile, and pointless. Are you trying to bash another guy to make your life seem better or what?

    As sick as this makes me, I fucking agree 100%

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    If you are lazy and not willing to work hard at finding and holding a job you will not succeed.
    Story of that loser's life.

    In his delusional, twisted mind he really is waiting for that "big score" because he is the laziest human being and refuses to work like the rest of the world. He thinks if he just hangs in there, he will stumble upon this great new business venture and the money will just come pouring in!!

    He doesn't get it, never will and will always be a complete and utter failure in life.

    And any woman that sits beside him must be as dumb as he is, sorry Martha.

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