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    Sole survivor

    The stuff of nightmares for me.


    Somehow this fucking thing managed to jump down an angler's throat sending him into full cardiac arrest mode on the Southcoast of England.






    An angler had to be resuscitated after accidentally swallowing a fish he had just caught.

    The man was kissing the Dover sole in celebration of his catch when the six-inch (14cm) fish wriggled out of his hand and jumped into his mouth, a friend said.

    The 28-year-old stopped breathing and suffered a cardiac arrest at the scene on Boscombe Pier, Bournemouth.

    Paramedics managed to remove the fish with forceps in an ambulance.

    Ambulance worker Matt Harrison said: "It was clear that we needed to get the fish out or this patient was not going to survive the short journey to Royal Bournemouth Hospital.

    "I was acutely aware that I only had one attempt at getting this right as if I lost grip or a piece broke off and it slid further out of sight then there was nothing more that we could have done to retrieve the obstruction."

    Mr Harrison said the fish's barbs and gills became stuck but he eventually succeeded in extracting it in one piece.

    He said it was the "most bizarre" call-out he had ever attended.


    Members of Boscombe Pier Sea Anglers performed CPR on their friend before the arrival of emergency crews at about 23:00 BST on 5 October.

    Ian Cowie from the group said: "He was kissing the fish when it jumped down his throat. It's a tradition to kiss your first catch."

    Paramedics managed to restart the unnamed man's heart at the pier after working on him for three minutes.

    Mr Harrison said: "We're all so glad the patient has no lasting effects from his cardiac arrest, which could so easily have had such a tragic and devastating outcome."
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-41598493

     
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      sonatine: this is very good work.
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    Bro calm down no one here thinks you can afford fish

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    LOTF we’re gonna need to see a bank statement or something that proves you can afford fish

     
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      Lord of the Fraud: does fish in a can count?

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    this "blake" character needs to simmer dowm

     
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      blake: i see what you did there
    Slava Ukraini!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    Bro calm down no one here thinks you can afford fish

    Depends on where he shops


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