PokerGo Thread

[Paul Openfold]

Zang blowing his nose at the table is sort of disgusting. This is how those people with weaker immune systems get sick a lot.

He just literally blew his nose, then cleaned off his nose and mouth with his fingers, then grabbed some chips with the same hand to ante.


1) Fucking disgusting.

2) I'm sorry but very Chinese. When Thailand was going ham over Chinese tourists, these nightmare blog posts started popping up about how totally, brutally, mind blowingly foul Chinese tourists acted. Like, "habitually spitting everywhere indoors" foul.


That said Zang just sonned Marchese, like with sincerity and outrage, because he didnt bluff the burger on the river. So honestly all is forgiven.

Blake, is this true?

[sonatine]

answer her blake.

[sonatine]

cates is literally the only "pro" here thats half way comfortable with these stakes.

and zang just put the knife to him.

[sonatine]

Zang and Perkins are having the fucking times of their lives and all 3 pros look like they are starting to understand that they do not have the net worth to suffer this foolishness.

[sonatine]

cates tank/fold act is fucking disgusting at this point.

[BeerAndPoker]

It's a bit annoying when they zoom in so we see three guys not in the hand standing up clicking on their phone over and over again.

[sonatine]

It's a bit annoying when they zoom in so we see three guys not in the hand standing up clicking on their phone over and over again.

I think its just something we need to accept moving forward.

[sonatine]

Even his fellow pros have clocked Polk as the dead money at the table.

[sonatine]

I'm never going to be able to watch a cash game without Zang and Perkins ever again.

[sonatine]

Cats raised Burger off a 64s preflop and Perkins paid the $1k tax to see a flop which was Q66 and honestly I feel like I'm home.

[sonatine]

was that the last hand or not? ali nejad was too busy imagining what cates' abs looked like and stammered something about 'last hand' before the break, but then said they would be back in 10..

[BeerAndPoker]

was that the last hand or not? ali nejad was too busy imagining what cates' abs looked like and stammered something about 'last hand' before the break, but then said they would be back in 10..

They went to break and now it says event ended?

Oh well! This table was worse today then the previous two days.

[sonatine]

Anyone know what this 'Aria high stakes whatever' thing they have scheduled for tomorrow is?

I assume its just a bunch of spiritual jackals going deeper into debt to buy their way into a 5 figure buying MTT?

[sonatine]

oh my god this is awful. it wasnt even a 5 figure buyin i dont think... its just mttfag on mttfag violence.

[sonatine]

whats the scuttlebutt on mondays PAD?

im hearing 200/400 NLH and ... 'featuring' scott seiver.

[SrslySirius]

They stole my pun!

[BeerAndPoker]

Don't miss this thrilling $200/$400 No Limit Hold'em cash game with a $100,000 minimum buy-in! The lineup features Scott Seiver, Ben Lamb, Matt Berkey, Garrett Adelstein, Chris Kruk, Bob Bright, and Yong Wang. Live play starts at 3pm PT/6pm ET.

[sonatine]

so.. 100k buyins it looks like, berkey lamb siever and 3 random herberts.


not compelling viewing.

[sonatine]

also apparently ali nejad is out on vacation and the guy subbing for him is the biggest, worstest pokerbro ive ever heard.

[SrslySirius]

also apparently ali nejad is out on vacation and the guy subbing for him is the biggest, worstest pokerbro ive ever heard.

That's Brent Hanks, the poor kid tasked with the cat herding that is organizing these lineups.