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    ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE, SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES, OR ILL TEAR THEM OFF AND RAPE YOUUUUU

    NELLY ARRESTED FOR RAPE YALL


    VIA TMZ:

    A woman claims she was raped on the rapper’s tour bus in Washington, where he’s been performing. Nelly is on a tour with Florida Georgia Line and they are set to perform Saturday night in Ridgefield, Washington.

    We’re told the alleged rape occurred Saturday morning at around 3:45 AM. We’re told she specifically said Nelly is the one who raped her.

    Nelly was booked on second degree rape charges Saturday morning at around 7 AM.


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    with out knowing anything about the situation, i'm guessing he skatz

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    I'm sure this is all a big misunderstanding.

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    At least no mention of STD's rep.

     
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    Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    If true, how stupid. Speaking of which, lol at him touring w this quasi country band.

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    I feel like its very difficult to get convicted of raping a chick that willingly walks onto a rappers tour bus. A chicks gotta be a little crazy to do that. Plus i'm sure he will get good representation

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    He shouted out Trump in his most popular rap song ever in 1999-2000. He good.

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    Nelly is a dude?

    WTF

    Sounds like another gender catastrophe.

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    He just wanted to let his meat marinate for a bit......

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    Nelly is a dude?

    WTF

    Sounds like another gender catastrophe.

    Your not over 30 are you?

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    I dont get these groupies. If you're going willingly to his bus at 3 am, do you not understand what you're going for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    I dont get these groupies. If you're going willingly to his bus at 3 am, do you not understand what you're going for?

    She fucks a roadie, gets up to leave because shes got work in 4 hours, Nelly is like NAH IMMA GET MINE HUN she says no which Nelly doesnt accept as reasonable and kapow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    I dont get these groupies. If you're going willingly to his bus at 3 am, do you not understand what you're going for?

    She fucks a roadie, gets up to leave because shes got work in 4 hours, Nelly is like NAH IMMA GET MINE HUN she says no which Nelly doesnt accept as reasonable and kapow.
    Or she lied. I'm guessing a decent percent of chicks that are willing enter a washed up former rap star's tour bus have the ability to lie if they think it will get them something. Who knows though.

     
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    Lol at a tour featuring Nelly and Florida Georgia Line.

    Shuddering at the thought of the average crowd for such a show

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    She fucks a roadie, gets up to leave because shes got work in 4 hours, Nelly is like NAH IMMA GET MINE HUN she says no which Nelly doesnt accept as reasonable and kapow.
    Or she lied. I'm guessing a decent percent of chicks that are willing enter a washed up former rap star's tour bus have the ability to lie if they think it will get them something. Who knows though.

    Honestly point taken, she literally could have sucked off Nelly, spat his jizz into a turkey baster and gone to town in his closet, and is going for the rape/child support parlay.

    Which more or less totally happened to a pro bball player iirc.

     
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I couldn't stand Nelly when he was on ESPN.
    Lol at letting your daughter go to a rap concert.

    Guess which site doesn't have this Nelly story on their homepage? Huffpo, surely a coincidence.
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    PRETTY SURE THEY CLONED NELLY AND KILLED OFF THE ORIGINAL ONCE HE DROPPED THE BANDAID GIMMICK, RUBES.
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