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    Ralphie May donkdown


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    Fucking Mossad.

     
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    RALPHIE MAY
    DEAD AT 45 OF
    CARDIAC ARREST
    Dead at 45?

    What a pussy.

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    He had like zero chance of surviving that Jason Aldean concert. RIP Ralphie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    He had like zero chance of surviving that Jason Aldean concert. RIP Ralphie
    yea, it was a killer set.

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    News reports already saying it was ISIS

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    THANKS MOSSAD

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    I heard he built up his roll on a Snacks or Better machine.

     
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    This is why I advise fatties to methmaxx. He'd still be alive today, and not too fat if he had methmaxxed

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    He was the second shooter.

    You really think the joos were going to let him live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    He was the second shooter.

    You really think the joos were going to let him live.

    Holy shit! I never thought of that. Now we have O.J. Simpson, Eleven from Stranger Things, AND Ralphie May.

    Also there is a chance that shots came from the eyes of the Sphinx at the Luxor but I'm not sure on that one yet.

     
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    I found him funny as shit. He hadn't been in Vegas long doing a residency at Harrahs. Too bad for the guy.

    Was he in anyone's death pool?

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    TID RALPHIE
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    feel like he out kicked his coverage by making it past 17 at that weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    News reports already saying it was ISIS
    More like ISIS cream....amirite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    News reports already saying it was ISIS
    More like ISIS cream....amirite
    Fuck you and the second asshole you rode in on.

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    Does ANYONE find the lurker hilarious? Just wondering.....


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    Dudes story is kinda interesting yet sad. He was in a bad wreck as a teen breaking nearly 1/5 of the bones in his body (reports vary from 40-45 fractures). At his peak he weighed 800lbs which is insane. He had gastric bypass over a decade ago and lost a massive amount but never was able to approach his goal of 250. He apparently had been around 360-390 according to reports (he had done a stint even on celeb fit club losing almost 30). While his eating habits weren’t likely the best I’d dare say it’s also likely he got fucked by genetics as well because normally morbid obese can get down somewhere reasonably healthy. (Exhibit one being the folks on my 600lb life while never reaching super model weights still usually can get down to something of a healthy BMI range) Ralphie apparently never could manage. Granted he likely was a food addict which if not dealt with like any other addiction can be ultimately fatal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Dudes story is kinda interesting yet sad. He was in a bad wreck as a teen breaking nearly 1/5 of the bones in his body (reports vary from 40-45 fractures). At his peak he weighed 800lbs which is insane. He had gastric bypass over a decade ago and lost a massive amount but never was able to approach his goal of 250. He apparently had been around 360-390 according to reports (he had done a stint even on celeb fit club losing almost 30). While his eating habits weren’t likely the best I’d dare say it’s also likely he got fucked by genetics as well because normally morbid obese can get down somewhere reasonably healthy. (Exhibit one being the folks on my 600lb life while never reaching super model weights still usually can get down to something of a healthy BMI range) Ralphie apparently never could manage. Granted he likely was a food addict which if not dealt with like any other addiction can be ultimately fatal.
    hes got a funny story about being arrested in guam because he forgot he had like an oz of weed and walked up to a bunch of drug dogs because he wanted to pet them, they obv went ape shit.

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