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    Funny (sad?) yelp reviews and owner responses [Lincoln Park Pizza]

    This is pretty incredible. Read the 1 star reviews and responses from the owner. This is a couple blocks from me. That stretch of Lincoln Ave is notoriously fratty

    https://www.yelp.com/biz/lincoln-park-pizza-chicago

     
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      Charham: wow. are those comments for real, never seen so many bad comments
    Last edited by PLOL; 04-05-2017 at 03:04 PM.
    TRUMP 2024!

    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Also I'm pretty sure they don't serve blacks or gays
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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Also I'm pretty sure they don't serve blacks or gays
    You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

     
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      Jayjami: Pooh, you are horrible. Stop making me laugh.

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    Gays are great for property values

     
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    TRUMP 2024!

    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    YA hoe, WE don't care about your "emergency". Go somewhere else to take a shit. There is no restroom. Sue us hoe. See what happens.


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    Shoulda known PFA'ers would identify with the owner.

    hey hoe. if you can't afford it, don't buy it. Like THEY say "don't go to bar fool, if you ain't got no paper. That's the rule." CROWN. TRUMP!
    Very informative tho. I had no idea they said that
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Shoulda known PFA'ers would identify with the owner.

    hey hoe. if you can't afford it, don't buy it. Like THEY say "don't go to bar fool, if you ain't got no paper. That's the rule." CROWN. TRUMP!
    Very informative tho. I had no idea they said that
    Give the guy some credit. A Trump supporter. In that neck of the woods?

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    "Horrible business. Employee called a customer a faggot and the staff did nothing about it/seemed like it was normal. Never seen such a dysfunctional place."


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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    "Horrible business. Employee called a customer a faggot and the staff did nothing about it/seemed like it was normal. Never seen such a dysfunctional place."
    Owner response:
    " stay out of our section"

    Uh Oh
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    I'm convinced this place is a front for a drug trafficking operation or some sort of illicit activity.
    Seriously - the pizza is hilariously overpriced, the guy behind the counter so unfriendly almost as to encourage you not to eat there, and the place is always empty. Renting a storefront on Lincoln Ave can't possibly be cheap - methinks there's something shady going on here...
    Comment from Jerome Bernard P. of Lincoln Park Pizza
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    1/6/2017 ya we sell "pizza". Come get a slice hoe. Or don't. Like WE care.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Connection_Trial


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    this guy is fucking incredible this has to be fake though right

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Gays are great for property values
    how many gays does it take to offset a black?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Gays are great for property values
    how many gays does it take to offset a black muslim?
    a whole parade.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Gays are great for property values

    this is true.... if there male, female's gays will drive them down.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    this guy is fucking incredible this has to be fake though right
    I assure you it's real. What's really incredible is the place has been in that location for forever (like since the 80's) and it's a very high rent location
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    holy shit this is incredible




    how this guys yelp and business not been lit up with publicity is beyond me.




    EDIT: My bad, i guess he isn't black - i originally thought he was. I think I was looking at the wrong picture
    Last edited by Gordman; 04-06-2017 at 01:44 PM.

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    "1/6/2017 YA hoe, WE don't care about your "emergency". Go somewhere else to take a shit. There is no restroom. Sue us hoe. See what happens."








    AMAZING

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    We need to get this guy on radio. Prank call whatever

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    I'll be happy to prank this guy.

    My guess is that they get enough drunk college kids from Depaul and the general neighborhood that they don't need regular, discerning customers.

    Also, they are close to Weiner Circle. If they ramped up the prejudice asshole vibe a little bit more, it could be considered "attitude" and they'll end up on Bourdain or some shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    this guy is fucking incredible this has to be fake though right
    I assure you it's real. What's really incredible is the place has been in that location for forever (like since the 80's) and it's a very high rent location
    that was my thought, gotta be fake. time for a trip report? wear a polo shirt and complain about something and see what the reaction is....

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