Freeroll: Guess where Amazon’s HQ2 will go

[Lord of the Fraud]

Mexico City

[PLOL]

Alright here’s what we have so far. Lmk if I left anybody off:
PLOL - Chicago
Sonatine - Pittsburgh
Simpdog - Toronto
The_Lurker - Atlanta
Handicapme - Boston
Suicide King - Denver
Marley - Austin
Wrenchjockey - Minneapolis
Wiganer- Wigan
Srslysirius - Dallas
Flipper - Cleveland
Daly - Raleigh
HoodedN - DC
Grenada - Coeur D'alene, Id
YUUP, - Flint
GamblesPenis - Nashville
Snowtracks- Las Vegas
Adamatium - Vienna, WV
BetCheckBet - Ottawa
NaturalBornHustler - Baltimore
JohnCommode - Hartford
BaronVonStrucker - Portland
TellAFriend - Jacksonville
Lewfather - Detroit
IAmGreek - Salt Lake
BritneysClit - Columbus
Gringo - Schaumburg
Hockey Guy - Fort Worth
Hongkonger - Indianapolis
MintJew - Round Rock
Lordofthefraud - Mexico City


If you’re looking for cities, here’s a primer on who’s interested:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_HQ2

Why would the airport need to be expanded?

Same reason any big HQ needs access to a large airport. They need to fly execs between Seattle and HQ2 and between HQ2 and DC and international destinations.

[sonatine]

Why would the airport need to be expanded?

Same reason any big HQ needs access to a large airport. They need to fly execs between Seattle and HQ2 and between HQ2 and DC and international destinations.

Ehn, I see at least 4 flights a day between Seattle & Austin:

https://www.google.com/flights/#sear...tin+to+seattle

I wouldnt be stunned if they nixed it over a lack of direct international flight access but Id be surprised.

[WillieMcFML]

nice social engineering hack - tegnation22 would be proud af

ya'll just got #Plopped

[chinamaniac]

Billerica Massachusetts

[Indyrick]

Cincinnati

[DaGreek23]

Philadelphia PA

[DRK Star]

Chicago's Old post office
You have to drive UNDER it, when coming into the city, so from a visibility standpoint, you would see AMAZON in large letters every time you drive into the city from the west. (this is the building that was used in the opening back robbery scene from Batman, where the clowns all killed each other).

All Metra Trains and CTA trains are located within a 5 minute walk. The NEW post office is right next door, so shipping costs are minimized. Its in a major city, with public transportation linking you to 3 airports (Ohare, Milwaukee and Midway).

Building is already established so lower construction costs
Chicago, therefore, corruption/bribes/kickbacks/tax schemes in order to get them to locate them there. Obama/Rahm/Hillary to push for this.

[duped_samaritan]

Was thinking Buffalo, but I don't see it on the list, so I guess I'll take Tampa Bay ( If I have to choose between Tampa and St. Pete, I'll take Tampa )

[Crowe Diddly]

I'll take Springfield.

[PLOL]

DRk, it’s already been chosen. You have to name a city that hasn’t been picked. I do agree about the OPO site tho.


Texter, you also chose Nashville after it was already picked

[PLOL]

I'll take Springfield.

Nice try. You have to name the state too. You don’t just get to own all the Springfield’s in the country

[ftpjesus]

It’s going to be Phoenix AZ. Probably East Valley. First off PHX has one of the largest distribution centers West of the Mississippi. Also Apple is building a huge plant here. The new expansion of the 202 will eliminate the need to drive through downtown PHX in 2019. PHX is a major aircraft hub plus depending they could easily fly big corporate jets easily in Mesa and totally avoid Sky Harbor airport. PHX has become one of the test sites for driving cars meaning they could test new deliver methods to include drones in conjunction with that massive distribution center. The pro business Governor and GOP having control of both sides of the legislature also means getting a massive tax break package through for Amazon would also add to the enticement.

So yeah it’s likely to be Phoenix AZ sure it’s blistering hot for a 2-3 months window where we are hitting over 110 consistently. It’s tolerable to amazing the rest of the year here. Including plenty of golf for those execs who want to hit the links whenever. There’s just too many advantages for Amazon here in Arizona.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Pretty sure that's a Buffalo Springfield joke Plop.

-- I dont know any of their songs either, I just know they are a band that came out sometime before Bhad Bhabie.

[DRK Star]

DRk, it’s already been chosen. You have to name a city that hasn’t been picked. I do agree about the OPO site tho.

Chiraq

Pay me

[DRK Star]

If that response isn't good enough, then go with San Juan, Puerto Rico, for all I care.

[sonatine]

If that response isn't good enough, then go with San Juan, Puerto Rico, for all I care.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I've seen like five NFL merchandise burning ceremonies and they have all been Steelers fans. Good try at Amazon HQ2 Pittsburgh.

[PLOL]

If that response isn't good enough, then go with San Juan, Puerto Rico, for all I care.

Dude, just learn to read. It’s not that complicated

[tigerpiper]

Kansas City, Missouri