Poker Twitter war of the day: Allen Kessler versus "PokerVixen"

[Dan Druff]

It all started out with this tweet:

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https://twitter.com/twt/status/912201537731960832

For those of you that don't know, Bumble is a dating app, similar to Tinder.

Allen Kessler is not 46. He's substantially older. I looked up his age (which he is secretive about), and I was actually surprised by it. He looks a little younger than his actual age (which I will be kind and not reveal), but he probably can't pass for 46.

Here's a recent picture of Allen (where he looks a bit younger than he does in person):




Anyway, this by itself is no big deal. Kessler shaved some years off his age and signed up for a dating app. Big fucking deal.

But who is this "PokerVixen" who exposed this on Twitter, and why the nasty jab at him?

I talked to Kessler about it, and he says he has no idea. He barely knows her. He also told me that she blocked him prior to doing this, so what was the point?

PokerVixen is also quite secretive, and does not like publishing her name or picture. She goes by "Lori M" there. However, as I believe turnabout is fair play, her real name is Lori Miller, and here's her picture:




Kessler decided to respond to this attempt to humiliate him by posting her real name and picture on Twitter. However, after a few of his friends privately chided him for it and urged him to "take the high road", he subsequently deleted the tweet.

But this is all so odd, and for once the oddness isn't coming from Kessler.

Even if she clearly wasn't attracted to Kessler and didn't like him for some reason, why lash out at him on Twitter and expose his Bumble account? Why the proclamation that she was "swiping left", in a clear attempt to humiliate him? She never even raised issue with the fake age, so it wasn't about that.

Very strange.

[Mintjewlips]

Damn, I'd be pretty pissed off too, that bitch looks like the ghost in Ghostbusters.

Kessler must have been drunk.

[Dan Druff]

Damn, I'd be pretty pissed off too, that bitch looks like the ghost in Ghostbusters.

Kessler must have been drunk.

What do you mean?

I don't believe the two of them ever dated or hooked up.

[MrTickle]

Firstly, Bumble is a dating app where the woman has to start the conversation first or you never get talking. Pretty cool concept.

Secondly, very strange to post this online if they don't have previous beef...

[Dan Druff]

Here's the deleted Tweet (as re-posted on Facebook):

[Mintjewlips]

Damn, I'd be pretty pissed off too, that bitch looks like the ghost in Ghostbusters.

Kessler must have been drunk.

What do you mean?

I don't believe the two of them ever dated or hooked up.

She used him as an example as to why she needed to stop using dating apps, as if she was a catch herself.

Im assuming kessler was drunk when he "liked" her pic, atleast i hope so.

[Mintjewlips]

Getting these two on radio to hash it out would be epic, fyi.

[Dan Druff]

What do you mean?

I don't believe the two of them ever dated or hooked up.

She used him as an example as to why she needed to stop using dating apps, as if she was a catch herself.

Im assuming kessler was drunk when he "liked" her pic, atleast i hope so.

Where are you seeing that he "liked" her pic?

It appears to me that she was just browsing through Vegas men on Bumble and ran into Kessler's profile.

[Mintjewlips]

She used him as an example as to why she needed to stop using dating apps, as if she was a catch herself.

Im assuming kessler was drunk when he "liked" her pic, atleast i hope so.

Where are you seeing that he "liked" her pic?

It appears to me that she was just browsing through Vegas men on Bumble and ran into Kessler's profile.

I've never seen this app before, im not familiar with how it works, i just assumed he liked her pic.

[duped_samaritan]

Here's the deleted Tweet (as re-posted on Facebook):

[tigerpiper]

Those crazy kids might enjoy some bottomless mashed potatos

[khalwat]

Kessler stands a better chance of getting a date than PokerVixen does, imo.

[SrslySirius]

Kessler brings out elementary school shitiness in some people. He's annoying and awful, and people rightfully give him a lot of shit for this, but he's become sort of a punching bag even when it's not warranted.

So people see that tweet and laugh because it's just Kessler, but if it were anyone else they'd recognized that's a bit fucked up. Especially if it was an unattractive woman embellishing her age.

[thesparten]

I don't get it...

Most of the losers on dating apps really believe there picking up hot chicks..

I have some friends who use apps and its really sad...get a life.

(All people who use dating apps are losers)..

[PLOL]

(All people who use dating apps are losers)..

Agreed. And people who post on poker forums are winners

[adamantium]

I don't get it...

Most of the losers on dating apps really believe there picking up hot chicks..

I have some friends who use apps and its really sad...get a life.

(All people who use dating apps are losers)..

stop being a hater, once you can afford a smartphone you will be right swiping like a motherfucker

[MumblesBadly]

Kessler stands a better chance of getting a date than PokerVixen does, imo.

You underestimate how desperate/indiscriminant some guys are.

[adamantium]

Kessler stands a better chance of getting a date than PokerVixen does, imo.

You underestimate how desperate/indiscriminant some guys are.

I dont think he did

[thesparten]

I don't get it...

Most of the losers on dating apps really believe there picking up hot chicks..

I have some friends who use apps and its really sad...get a life.

(All people who use dating apps are losers)..

stop being a hater, once you can afford a smartphone you will be right swiping like a motherfucker

Not trying to be an asshole on this one..

I got a couple of friends who obsessively use these apps. I don't get it..


Just this year , I picked up this hot Dominican chick from the supermarket. A cashier. She is 23yo and a hot fucken body..

A 40y.o.(ish) Irish lawyer having drinks at this hot bistro over at the Bowery, right down the street were c.b.g.b use too be..

And a Chinese chick I picked up at Macy's in flushing. She is going to some clothing design school and is an intern for Hugo boss..she is a little short, but fuck it.. she's Asian.

I mean really dude..

[thesidedish]

I am going to give chainsaw the business some day. first and only time I played with him he forced the dealer to make me turn my cards over after I lost a big pot getting coolered. I whipped my cards at him face up. I feel like he still gives me a look from time to time when he notices me