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    Slim T Trip Report

    WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!?!?!?

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    Was Slim at a table with Kristy Arnett? She blogs about a southern gentlemen/donk here: http://blogs.pokernews.com/KristyArn...-to-say-it.htm

    Anyway, here’s what happened:

    I was playing in the $1,000 NLH event on Sunday. My starting table had only one person I recognized (he’s a young Czech guy who I apparently met at a party in Prague. He said he remembered me because I told Melanie Weisner that I would go topless sunbathing on the beach with her if it was just us. I do not remember this. Tequila may be at fault) Anyway! The whole table was having fun, chatting away. I met a guy in the military, a farmer from Michigan, and a friendly, older, gentleman with a southern drawl.

    The last player I mentioned, let’s just call him Texas, had done some things that pros would find fishy - his bet sizing, limp calling raises with J4 offsuit out of position, etc. But, he was having fun and didn’t mind he was losing chips. Texas got into a pot with a player with a Sissi Poker Pro patch on. Let’s just call him Italy. On the river, Texas made a large bet of 900 on a low, semi-coordinated, paired board. Italy tanked and asked him if he would show his hand if he folded (classic question to get a read on someone, obviously). Texas didn’t give up much information, joked a bit, then said, “I’ll show ya either way.” Italy called with ace-queen high, and Texas showed him ace-four, for bottom pair.

    Italy threw up his hands, made a sound of disgust and laughed. “Were you betting for value? Did you even know what you were doing?” he asked. Texas laughed and didn’t say much. The banter between the two continued in a tense tone, until a few hands later, Texas raised Italy’s big blind. Someone joked about him picking on Italy. “Do you think I’m pickin’ on you?” Texas asked him.

    Italy put down his iPad and fired back. “Hey, are you having fun? You are here for fun, right? This isn’t fun for me. This is work. You leave me be and you have fun.”

    Texas sheepishly replied, “Well I’m not just here for fun either.”

    Italy scoffed and said, “Well then, I feel sorry for your family.”
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    SlimT is a fraud he is RAWWOLF irl see wad ey done done thair
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    Was Slim at a table with Kristy Arnett? She blogs about a southern gentlemen/donk here: http://blogs.pokernews.com/KristyArn...-to-say-it.htm

    Anyway, here’s what happened:

    I was playing in the $1,000 NLH event on Sunday. My starting table had only one person I recognized (he’s a young Czech guy who I apparently met at a party in Prague. He said he remembered me because I told Melanie Weisner that I would go topless sunbathing on the beach with her if it was just us. I do not remember this. Tequila may be at fault) Anyway! The whole table was having fun, chatting away. I met a guy in the military, a farmer from Michigan, and a friendly, older, gentleman with a southern drawl.

    The last player I mentioned, let’s just call him Texas, had done some things that pros would find fishy - his bet sizing, limp calling raises with J4 offsuit out of position, etc. But, he was having fun and didn’t mind he was losing chips. Texas got into a pot with a player with a Sissi Poker Pro patch on. Let’s just call him Italy. On the river, Texas made a large bet of 900 on a low, semi-coordinated, paired board. Italy tanked and asked him if he would show his hand if he folded (classic question to get a read on someone, obviously). Texas didn’t give up much information, joked a bit, then said, “I’ll show ya either way.” Italy called with ace-queen high, and Texas showed him ace-four, for bottom pair.

    Italy threw up his hands, made a sound of disgust and laughed. “Were you betting for value? Did you even know what you were doing?” he asked. Texas laughed and didn’t say much. The banter between the two continued in a tense tone, until a few hands later, Texas raised Italy’s big blind. Someone joked about him picking on Italy. “Do you think I’m pickin’ on you?” Texas asked him.

    Italy put down his iPad and fired back. “Hey, are you having fun? You are here for fun, right? This isn’t fun for me. This is work. You leave me be and you have fun.”

    Texas sheepishly replied, “Well I’m not just here for fun either.”

    Italy scoffed and said, “Well then, I feel sorry for your family.”
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    drexel and/or druff need to share their story of meeting slim t

    the silence is deafening

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    drexel and/or druff need to share their story of meeting slim t

    the silence is deafening
    Talked to Druff while he was on break in the 3k limit. I asked if Slim T was for real and he replied "yea, he really is that country," or something to that effect.

    That's all I got, but I'm eager for the full report as well.

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    More info on Slim T please.

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    i is in vegas

    i done meeted druff and drexel

    i is gone win event 58

    slim t

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim T View Post
    i is in vegas

    i done meeted druff and drexel

    i is gone win event 58

    slim t
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    slim t has tried to initiate contact with various outlets for a PFA Party, to no avail -

    he says that " everbody done beed busys " so i assume that druff/drexel/serious/ etc have all had conflicting schedules during the WSOP -

    i think that slim t is going to stay for an extra week

    Ryan

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