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    ***OFFICIAL Poker Masters Thread ***

    Anyone watching?

    Anyone care?

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    Nope.

    Nope.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Do they allow women and colored people to play?

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    I only ask because I'm a woman of color. If the only other black folk there are gonna be caddies oh hell noo

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    I put it on for about 10 minutes yesterday and this is awful TV.

    Daniel Negreanu came to the table wearing this hideous jacket straight out of the Kathy Liebert collection.

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    Good to see David Williams getting work again. I guess the half life on a foot-fetish porno scandal is what, 5 years?
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    Something like this will get more people to buy the thing now IMO. This is what I told them they should do. This has to be their best chance at good TV.

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    I heard a rumor that Negranu was on TRT.......allegedly..
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    listening to david and ali try to out-basic each other in every single idle moment made me physically ill.

    david's whole new 'ambassador of the game' vibe is also ruthlessly dumb. casuals arent watching the fucking show so maybe stop chasing us off with pedestrian philosophical gems like "sometimes... poker can be cruel!"
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    listening to david and ali try to out-basic each other in every single idle moment made me physically ill.

    david's whole new 'ambassador of the game' vibe is also ruthlessly dumb. casuals arent watching the fucking show so maybe stop chasing us off with pedestrian philosophical gems like "sometimes... poker can be cruel!"
    Well said.

    For us newbies, why'd you leave the poker world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Anyone watching?

    Anyone care?
    Nope

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    i think they need to stop with the sngs and tournaments and just stick with cash games.

    i simply dont give a fuck about 9 people playing ABC TAG for 8 straight hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    i think they need to stop with the sngs and tournaments and just stick with cash games.

    i simply dont give a fuck about 9 people playing ABC TAG for 8 straight hours.
    Yup

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    also respectfully there are a _lot_ of interesting mix games these rubes wont touch. theres a reason major poker rooms have like a dozen 1-2 games, half a dozen 3-6 games, a 15-30 interest list, and a thriving 400/800 mix game.


    the best fucking poker story i ever heard was sam grizzle's razz implosion and i cant even think of another interesting poker story except michael's florida tr.
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