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    On 9/11 anniversary, senator ted Cruz "likes" incest porn on his official twitter

    I pretty much called this guy out for being a creep of massive proportions on these boards 2 years ago and was met with jeers and derision. I mean beating off to perversely themed pornos on 9/11 really is peak conservatism and could be in violation of the patriot act.

     
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    he looks like a pedo + his own daughter wouldn't even give daddy a kiss

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    Yup, glad he gave up Canadian citizenship, he's y'all's embarrassing problem now.
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    Maybe you just don't have any hot family members Krypt.

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    ted cruz has released an official statement:


     
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    I stand with Ted Cruz. Pornoes rule
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Shout out plops hot dad

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    Yea wtf, does Ted Cruz think he's in the persian empire!???
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    man if that shit was regular porn id be moving to texas to cast my vote for this guy...for once id just love for somebody running for an office to own up to shit and say, 'yup I drink, watch porn, and fucking gamble and it's fucking phenomenal...'

    I wonder if I can run for public office on this platform in 2020...

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    He fingered it on a staffer

    #thatswhatshesaid

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    man if that shit was regular porn id be moving to texas to cast my vote for this guy...for once id just love for somebody running for an office to own up to shit and say, 'yup I drink, watch porn, and fucking gamble and it's fucking phenomenal...'

    I wonder if I can run for public office on this platform in 2020...
    I can't tell if this is gamblebotsatire posting or if the last election completely flew over your head

     
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    I don't really see the big deal. Obviously a ton of normal people who would never practice incest themselves are into perusing incest porn, or there wouldn't be so much of it around. I doubt looking at Bangbros "incest porn" (which is using the term very loosely, because I am guessing 99% of the people who would watch a Bangbros incest porn video know the 2 actors are not really related and are just roleplaying a fantasy) has any correlation at all with actually engaging in an act of incest. And we all know it. I really hate how we as a society are so intellectually dishonest and have to continually go through these fake outrage episodes to socially punish people, normally just because they are from the opposite side of the political spectrum than we are.

    As long as it is legal, in the year 2017 I really don't care if any public person accidentally misuses social media to broadcast to the public whatever sex stuff they are into. If anything, I would be critical of Ted Cruz's not being careful with his computer and social media. I would expect any political figure of his stature to have a computer dedicated to porn watching that is not linked to his work or social media presence in any way, to ensure this shit doesn't accidentally happen.

    Anyways, the TLDR version of this post is there is nothing to see here, and I would be saying the same thing if it was a Democrat, for example hypothetically an acting Democrat president having extramarital sex with an intern less than half his age in the Oval Office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I don't really see the big deal. Obviously a ton of normal people who would never practice incest themselves are into perusing incest porn, or there wouldn't be so much of it around. I doubt looking at Bangbros "incest porn" (which is using the term very loosely, because I am guessing 99% of the people who would watch a Bangbros incest porn video know the 2 actors are not really related and are just roleplaying a fantasy) has any correlation at all with actually engaging in an act of incest. And we all know it. I really hate how we as a society are so intellectually dishonest and have to continually go through these fake outrage episodes to socially punish people, normally just because they are from the opposite side of the political spectrum than we are.

    As long as it is legal, in the year 2017 I really don't care if any public person accidentally misuses social media to broadcast to the public whatever sex stuff they are into. If anything, I would be critical of Ted Cruz's not being careful with his computer and social media. I would expect any political figure of his stature to have a computer dedicated to porn watching that is not linked to his work or social media presence in any way, to ensure this shit doesn't accidentally happen.

    Anyways, the TLDR version of this post is there is nothing to see here, and I would be saying the same thing if it was a Democrat, for example hypothetically an acting Democrat president having extramarital sex with an intern less than half his age in the Oval Office.
    Agree 100%

    That being said guy is a total hypocrite who rose to power by pandering to stuck up right wing Christians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    man if that shit was regular porn id be moving to texas to cast my vote for this guy...for once id just love for somebody running for an office to own up to shit and say, 'yup I drink, watch porn, and fucking gamble and it's fucking phenomenal...'

    I wonder if I can run for public office on this platform in 2020...
    I can't tell if this is gamblebotsatire posting or if the last election completely flew over your head
    I'm talking about those specific things...unless I missed something and trump is a booze fueled gambling sex addict, which I'd give him props for...

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    The man copped to grabbing women by the pussy, I think we're past the notion of someone having a brazzers account

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I pretty much called this guy out for being a creep of massive proportions on these boards 2 years ago and was met with jeers and derision. I mean beating off to perversely themed pornos on 9/11 really is peak conservatism and could be in violation of the patriot act.
    WHAT MORON, who the hell liked lyin' ted the presidential candidate? Great senator tho

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    I dont know the context of your post Krypt, but in general I'd like to see you grabbing more women by the pussy. Yes IG has warped their brains to a certain degree but deep down they are still little insecure sluts that want their pussy grabbed. If one cops a tude with you smell ya later... hop on that magic carpet and on to the next one.

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    Can we pivot what it's like when hookers show up is it like a sigh or do they sort of backaway krypt

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    Can we pivot what it's like when hookers show up is it like a sigh or do they sort of backaway krypt
    Im guessing they squint a little to make sure hes not black, which could be against her rules/cost more.
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    That actually sounds correct

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