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    Jim Carrey goes full limitles at New York Fashion Week




    Basically word for word what limitles said when he showed up to the red carpet of SFW.

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    The only difference was his ensemble. Limitles had traditional Saskatchewan wear chosen for him.

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    Worst or best question for Carey, or somewhere in-between


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    Jim Carrey has tested positive for Herpes I and II, Chalmidya and Hepatitis.

    His career is basically over because he infected his former girlfriend with STD's, provided her with prescription drugs and encouraged her to commit suicide.

    Jim Carrey trial over girlfriend's death set for next year as judge refuses to toss lawsuit
    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.3215539

    EXCLUSIVE: STD test filed in Jim Carrey wrongful death lawsuit confirms positive results for Herpes, Chlamydia and Hepatitis A
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...patitis-A.html





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    I really doubt std's and suicide encouragement ends someones career but yeah he hasn't agreed to make a movie in three years so I guess that is possible. So you are saying that she took a shot at him in the first question about looking for a date... implying he was out of the industry and he killed his girlfriend... so he just melted down? It seems a lot less simple than that to me but I'm always just guessing.




    This is my favorite limitles moment on SNL. Although it does take a giant leap to see Will Ferrell as the straight man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I really doubt std's and suicide encouragement ends someones career but yeah he hasn't agreed to make a movie in three years so I guess that is possible. So you are saying that she took a shot at him in the first question about looking for a date... implying he was out of the industry and he killed his girlfriend... so he just melted down? It seems a lot less simple than that to me but I'm always just guessing.




    This is my favorite limitles moment on SNL. Although it does take a giant leap to see Will Ferrell as the straight man.

    Brilliant.

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    Allllllllrighty then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post



    Allllllllrighty then!
    Jesus, fuck! He *appears* to have completely removed himself from bearing any responsibility for the damage he caused others before now. I hope that is not the case.

    That being said, he'a become a hell of an artist.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post



    Allllllllrighty then!
    Alrighty NOW

    Just watched/listened to this last night


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    Used to like Jim Carrey. Dumb & Dumber is some funny shit.

    Heard Jerry Lawler saying Carrey was a real prick to everyone on the set of the Andy Kaufman movie. He wanted to stay in character the whole time. Thing is that when Kaufman wasn't on stage he was a really nice guy. Maybe Carrey is just an ass hole at heart.



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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    Used to like Jim Carrey. Dumb & Dumber is some funny shit.

    Heard Jerry Lawler saying Carrey was a real prick to everyone on the set of the Andy Kaufman movie. He wanted to stay in character the whole time. Thing is that when Kaufman wasn't on stage he was a really nice guy. Maybe Carrey is just an ass hole at heart.


    Yeah don't know why you played the Henner clip? Kaufman was misunderstood by the majority. Carrey knew Kaufman from early on and he admitted that when he took the part he was in character before filming began and people who knew him recognized the change. So onstage Kaufman was considered an asshole but you expect someone trying to capture his presence not to be the same?

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    At least you still have Justin Bieber Limitles. All your Canadians can't get burnt. Despacito the fuck down limitles. Or rapido the fuck up. Pretty much just stopping being you no matter your choice in direction would be an improvement. Also drink more.


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    I can't stay mad at you forever limitles. Grab me Danielle BreGOATi's password and you grab her moms and let's go beat this hater bitch ass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I can't stay mad at you forever limitles. Grab me Danielle BreGOATi's password and you grab her moms and let's go beat this hater bitch ass.

     
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    Are you comparing yourself to Norm, the other guy, the venom, or the Reebok hoodie in that scenario?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Are you comparing yourself to Norm, the other guy, the venom, or the Reebok hoodie in that scenario?
    Not comparing
    BTW the other guy is Jewish which eliminates the hoodie option

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Are you comparing yourself to Norm, the other guy, the venom, or the Reebok hoodie in that scenario?
    Not comparing
    BTW the other guy is Jewish which eliminates the hoodie option

    No clue what that means but I explored all of the options and none of them are funny. Just a little constructive critique.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Not comparing
    BTW the other guy is Jewish which eliminates the hoodie option

    No clue what that means but I explored all of the options and none of them are funny. Just a little constructive critique.
    Most guys could find the joke in there

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