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    an absolute god




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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post


    saw him get carted out of the Bellagio on a stretcher once after he had a heart attack

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    This guy is Sol's final form. Book it.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Don't be too jealous, Krypt.

    2007 WSOP
    $1,000 No Limit Hold'em with Rebuys
    1st United States Michael Chu $585,774
    2nd United States Tuan (Tom) Vu $364,761
    3rd United States Barry Cales $235,575
    4th United States Dolph Arnold $157,050
    5th United States Shane Schleger $111,455
    6th United States Maciek Gracz $84,858
    7th Iran Amir Vahedi $63,327
    8th United States Robert Aron $46,862
    9th Germany Jan von Halle $34,196
    10th United States Todd Witteles $23,811

    http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/event.php?a=r&n=26152#


    That fucker Barry Cales, who finished 3rd, almost busted 10th instead of me. We had virtually the same stack. He was SB, I was BB. All in pre, he had AK suited, I had QQ. Flop/turn were low and safe, river the fucking ace of spades. He doubled, I busted.

    It was an ESPN TV table at that point, right after I busted (because it became 9-handed). Full Tilt was ready to give me $15,000-$20,000 to wear their hat, had I made it.

    Barry Cales pretty much sat there and played no hands, and skated into 3rd place because everyone was playing crazy and shot off their chips. He got $235k, I got $23k.

    But at least I got to play with Tom Vu, right?

    On a side note, I did not rebuy or add on at all, but many people did. There was no documentation given. They just took your cash and gave you chips. Turned out floormen were skimming from the prize pool. The WSOP quietly fired a few people involved in this, and then ended these rebuy events for awhile. So I got fucked there, as I some of that stolen money should have gone to me. This incident was never well publicized.

    Here is a pic of me from that event:


     
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    I played with him fairly regularly at The Sahara back in the day. He was always really cool to me, and funny as hell.

    OG status.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Don't be too jealous, Krypt.

    2007 WSOP
    $1,000 No Limit Hold'em with Rebuys
    1st United States Michael Chu $585,774
    2nd United States Tuan (Tom) Vu $364,761
    3rd United States Barry Cales $235,575
    4th United States Dolph Arnold $157,050
    5th United States Shane Schleger $111,455
    6th United States Maciek Gracz $84,858
    7th Iran Amir Vahedi $63,327
    8th United States Robert Aron $46,862
    9th Germany Jan von Halle $34,196
    10th United States Todd Witteles $23,811

    http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/event.php?a=r&n=26152#


    That fucker Barry Cales, who finished 3rd, almost busted 10th instead of me. We had virtually the same stack. He was SB, I was BB. All in pre, he had AK suited, I had QQ. Flop/turn were low and safe, river the fucking ace of spades. He doubled, I busted.

    It was an ESPN TV table at that point, right after I busted (because it became 9-handed). Full Tilt was ready to give me $15,000-$20,000 to wear their hat, had I made it.

    Barry Cales pretty much sat there and played no hands, and skated into 3rd place because everyone was playing crazy and shot off their chips. He got $235k, I got $23k.

    But at least I got to play with Tom Vu, right?

    On a side note, I did not rebuy or add on at all, but many people did. There was no documentation given. They just took your cash and gave you chips. Turned out floormen were skimming from the prize pool. The WSOP quietly fired a few people involved in this, and then ended these rebuy events for awhile. So I got fucked there, as I some of that stolen money should have gone to me. This incident was never well publicized.

    Here is a pic of me from that event:

    Druff's gained forty pounds, aged 25 years and got four times uglier since this picture. But his arms the same size if not a little smaller.

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    Tommy Vu

    The kid, Krypt, is studying the classics. Not surprised

    I always envisioned TMMLK as Vu

    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Listened to the show and noticed Druff's Denial of Service (DDOS) attack on the audience and TMMLK.

    cmoney was willing to donate $100 to the freeroll if TMMLK was on the show. He was going to ship $100 to TMMLK directly as well - regardless I hope.

    cmoney, ship TMMLK the $100 intended for the freeroll and have TMMLK bet NFL in his thread.

    Escrow the first $1000 won for the Workers Party. At which time new terms can be communicated to Druff.

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    "Tight Show"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Druff's gained forty pounds, aged 25 years and got four times uglier since this picture. But his arms the same size if not a little smaller.
    Ok Pockleganger

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