rofl dont fucking drag me into this
rofl dont fucking drag me into this
Lol wows game is so chickeny....
"Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson
"ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine
"Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis
"DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER
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Can we all take a second and acknowledge how disgusting tattoos look on a female. I've never seen a tattoo on chick and thought "that looks really nice."
Lol at virgins trying to bag strippers. Hey if you ever buy a hooker and she wants to bring a friend they're probably going to rob you. That's the advice given to me from someone who would know.
This article about tatts and piercings on a female generated some controversy because it's true.
http://www.returnofkings.com/81129/5...ngs-are-broken
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I'm not a fan of tats and piercings either but sometimes you have to overlook something or other if it's just sex.
Credit to you for your first post in a year that isn't about the Jewish conspiracy for world domination.
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Hi Michael. First time, long time.
Can I recount a story from one of my friends via those dating apps? In fact, this is the same friend that makes those racist phone calls that some on this site enjoy.
Don't worry, I have some pics to share as well.
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Below is my friend's recounting of a cold approach experience in Vegas. It's interesting because it's just a brief blurb about the approach, no bid deal either way, but then develops into a pull the next day seemingly out of nowhere.
Night 1
Then decided to hit up fremont. Still there if anyone is out and about. Also talked to girls, got another make out with another redhead. She said she was down but her friends said it's girls night cuz it's her 21st bday. Some frienfs, huh?
Night 2
Oh also remember that 21yo redhead bday girl from last night?
Guys, I'm at Ballys. I didn't make the alley my permanent residence.
I've texted with and talked to a lot of girls the last few years while trying to get good at this girls thing. It feels on. Maybe it turns out she's down for rough stuff, but it's not a prerequisite, vanilla sex is fine too.
It's vegas, it's her 21st bday, she wants to fuck a dude to make the experience, and she built up some comfort making out and talking with me last night, so I'm the best most comfortable pick. Also agreed to meet up at her room, and her friends like me.
Yes! Got laid in Vegas.
I take the mindset that sex is not a big deal,it's like a zen thing where when you don't care too much but still take action, things happen.
But I won't lie, in the back of my mind I kinda wondered if it would happen, that's like a Vegas thing right?
So I get some vodka tonics at the casino and tell the girl I'll meet her at whatever that nightclub across from Ballys is. Get there and it seems pretty fun, your typical night club but 10×1000.
See her and her friend standing and walk behind her and smack her ass. Lol she gets startled turns around then smiles and laughs and we kiss.
Our chemistry was really good. I'm always attracted to artsy chicks and sure enough she was an artist. Also she watches anime and goes to comic conventions. She showed me pics of her in costume.
We just danced around, grinded, grabbed her throat a couple of times and make out and her friend was having a good time too.
She starts whispering to her friend and then says were leaving. Get an uber to her hotel at circus circus. Now she had told me earlier that this had to be somewhat quick, because besides her one friend she had two other lesbian friends in the room. They'd go smoke while we did our thing.
She pounds the door a d yells "stop fucking, we're here" and we go in. Lol 2 naked lesbians are in one bed covered up and looking sleepy as fuck. They all start talking about how Vegas is going to kill them a d they need to get out of this town. Oh, and when we opened the door one of them said "is the guy here?". This tells me she was down this whole time. It wasn't a matter of winning her over or anything, it was just not fucking it up.
So they all sleepily get dressed and say they are going to smoke. The one friend says have fun, wear a condom, love ya. Really cool and sweet friends.
The sex was awesome. Lot of slapping, spanking, choking, and she was loving it. She wore me out, my legs and arms were shaking when I walked out. I went ahead and did the cuddle thing after and talked sweet, and she was extremely happy and smiley. I figured she doesn't stay in my city, I'll never see her again, so it was ok to let my guard down and just be sweet to her after.
We took longer than we were supposed to because her roomies had called her a few times bit she had her ringer off. They came up, and I told them thanks. The girl walked me to the elevator and said she had never expected to fuck a random dude in Vegas. We laughed about how good we were and hi 5d, lol, cuz come to find out she's pretty much a dork like me.
Oh, when I got back to Ballys I went to sbaro to get a slice of pizza. 2 hot hot girls who were fucking lit came up and asked for a cigarette. I asked the essays working if I should. They said "I don't know vato, they're pretty lit." (He didn't really say vato though)
I'm still in daddy mode and feeling playful and say if you give daddy a kiss. I expect a regular peck but she starts making our with me hahaha. Then they stumble off. If I didn't feel like I just ran a marathon and had sex I woulda tried something, but I am exhausted and it seemed like a good end to the night. The vato looks at me and we both start laughing. He says, "That's what up, man."
This has been the greatest fucking trip ever, thanks again, I love all you guys.
Not to mention, good luck finding a non tattooed girl under 25
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FYPNot to mention, good luck finding a non tattooed girl under 25 who fucks easily
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I wanna see
here's an online success story from my friend below.
"Was like 11 pm. Surfed ok and pof, sent out some messages. One of them was an extremely not thought out "So and so rulllleees!" to this girl wearing a band shirt who looked my style. She texts back with a lol. I do a qualifying, you look cool, but I wonder if you actually are, blah blah, do an assumption not a question, looks like you would dig this. She's like yeah, blah blah. (meanwhile I had texted the girl from day 4, turns out she's at a party down the street and wants to come hang out). So I have a legit time contraint for online girl, lol. Tell her I have to leave, but she is hanging out with me tomorrow at like midnight, cuz she has her little kid all next week, and i don't get off til 11 or so. Leave her my number in message and log off.
So when the one girl leaves my house I notice the online girl has not texted her number. Jump online and message her something to the effect that she's busy all week besides today, I'm busy as well, and we are hanging out tonight after work if she's adventurous and wants to meet up around midnight. So here's my number. You're cute, I just hope you're actually cool to hangout with.
Within a couple of minutes I get the text. Cool. Compliments and qualifiers. She sends some sexy pics. Go with adorable cute comments rather than beautiful pretty stuff, throw in some qualifiers (I've never really done that).
I know a lot of guys advocate the just keep it short logistics thing over text. Personally, I think I can gain momentum, especially before meeting the girl, by texting throughout the day, as long as I hold onto the frame that I'm the 10, and is she cool enough to hang with me. More sexy pics, I send some funny shit, and try to do that thing where you mix it up. Funny/Sexy/Charming/Serious.
So get off work, shower up, grab a couple of brews (we are meeting at a park on her side of town, I'm not really a drinker, but girls use it as an excuse to open up I find). Get there, it's dark as shit. Start getting paranoid about being catfished in some dark park by a guy named Bubba, lol. But then I spot her. She's with her orbiter roomie (which I guess makes sense, she's meeting a completely random dud from the internet at midnight in some park lol). Smile, eyes, friendly with meeting the roomie, her, and she must get a good vibe because she sends him off.
Hand extended. She looks at it kinda weird, then looks at me kind of questioning. I keep looking with the hand out. She grabs it. I twirl her and then release. "Not bad.". She starts laughing and says she's glad I approve. We start walking around chatting and drinking. At one point it happens. There's that awkward pause about to happen. I just start rambling about things I'm into which are totally off the fucking wall. She eats it up. Giant smile, anime eyes.
At this point I'm having fun, she's actually pretty funny and cool too. She says something, and I tell her she's too adorable. I can't have people seeing me with her, push her away and start walking off. She didn't run back, but she did do sad voice and face and ooooook. Came back to get her. The vibe is great, making sure to throw in some physical contact, touching.
It's fucking late, bars about to close. She says let's just go watch a movie at my place. Tell her ok, and we have to hit the bars fast so she can at least buy us a couple of shots. She says she's not a huge drinker, let's just go get a movie. Cool.
Stop at gas station, vibe is good, I plant a kiss and smile. She seems surprised and also giddy. We walk into a store to shop for a cheap dvd. Escalate. Hold hands, hand on back, just making sure to be physical. She's 100% receptive.
Get to the house pop in the dvd, probably don't make it 10 minutes in. I start escalating, she's extremely receptive, sex ensues. And bonus, it's really fucking good sex hahaha. I try to up the dominance a bit, little stuff like holding her arms back during some of it. But yeah, really fucking good sex. After, I try to keep it chill fun this is normal vibe. She is in a great mood at this point, and also going with this is normal fun frame. Lay with her and she says, "My bed's way more comfortable. Wanna hang out at my place?".
Awesome. Get over there, meet her other roomie. More amazing sex, quick nap, then head out. She is really smiley, tells me not to be a stranger. On the way home she texts said she had a great time. I'm probably going to try to keep being friends with her, maybe hang out with her next week.
So everything went so perfect I start wondering if she gamed me into gaming her, hahahaha."
Here's another story from my friend.
The approach
Just looked for cute to hot girls and messaged them about common interests from their profile. Now, I'm starting to wonder if girls even care about the open, because the girl I pulled not only responded to my same interest message, but I completely misunderstood it when I replied. Think of it as she said she liked rock music, I skimmed too fast and replied with something like oh yeah i studied different rocks in school, but don't even remember the different types of stones. This was not a jokey reply, I seriously thought she meant something else. She responded anyways.
I was getting a little tired of doing things slow from other interactions so told her I was going out to try some new food and just to text me the digits. Never saying you're doing nothing, and looking adventurous, plus not lingering. Later on I get the phone number texted to me with a pic. I send a pic back. She compliments a couple of features. Compliment back and a joke I think about other types of pics I'd like to see. She sends two. Try to keep momentum with the texts the next couple of days, making sure I write less than her, but try to seem awesome.
Then I go for the logistics. Where do you live, what's your next day off (not together, spread out over text). Tell her to come over and we'll hang out. She says she wants to pretty herself up first and prepare, and to hit her up on her day off.
The Pull
So eventually we get our first hangout together. Probably took 4 days from intial conversation. The plan is to watch a horror movie at my place. This has all been text by the way we have yet to hear each other's voice. She asks if I want her to bring some beer over. I actually hardly drink, but a little liquid courage for her can't hurt, so I tell her yeah. She gets to my place, eye contact, smile, help her with her stuff, puit up the beer.
Tv problems so we decide to watch on my pc. Need speakers. Ok, good, excuse for moving the girl around and creating a mini adventure. She drives me around from store to store, we make chitchat and laughs are had, it's like 11 at night and we are searching the stores for speakers. Eventually find some go back watch horror movie. IOI (indicator of interest) ? Her hands on my lap, feeling my hand. I am also being touchy, hands on leg. Pull her over for the kiss. More kisses, try to play it cool and continue watching movie. She seems smiley. Movie over and I start to escalate, making out, feeling her pussy. She's digging it. EVentually her head ends up in my lap, and a great blowjob. At this point I am drained, and shocked that I got a blowski first meeting. She cuddles while I am basically in a coma lol, long workday and all, but I try not to show I'm too tired. She leaves.
Two days later she finds out I'm just leaving work through our texts. Offers to give me a ride home, I'm like lol naw I'm good (don't be needy?). She says that's ridiculous and just comes up and gets me. Ride home. She buys beer on the way to my place. We talk, watch some movie, and I start to go into makeout mode. This time I get the tits out, the pants off, panties to the side and we fuck. I feel like a champ.
(Stock image, not the actual girl)
So, if you know me, you know I'm a bit of a perv. I like to think it's one of my more endearing qualities, but your mileage may vary.
I was seeing this beautiful girl, who clicked on every level, including the bedroom, and we had just spent the night together and had to part ways for the day.
This girl is so stylish, and one fashion statement I liked was that she'd occasionally wear boys briefs, the ones with like superhero designs and whatnot. She was a tiny thing, with long slender limbs, and sharp pretty features, and any excess weight went straight to her ass, which I adored, and which looked amazing in those boy briefs. That night she was wearing Flash briefs, and I just happened to be wearing my Flash hat, connection even on a comicbook level.
"Give me a pair of your panties." I said while we were about to part. She had actually packed a few, ranging from traditional sexy looking, to those cartoon and videogame designed ones. Obviously she gives me the Flash ones, I throw them in my bookbag, we part ways for the day.
I have to stop at Walmart on the way home. Diet Dr Peppers, maybe a sandwich from their deli, essential supplies basically. As I make my way into the store I notice uniform security. That's odd, this is Mandarin, unless the seniors here have started stealing geriatric related items, there is really no need for them to be here.
Besides checking for receipts, I notice they are checking bags and bookbags as people leave too. It dawns on me. Fuuuck, I've got a pair of panties in my bag. But then I remember
TECHNICALLY THERE IS A PAIR OF LITTLE BOYS UNDERWEAR IN MY BAG, FUUUUUCK. How am I gonna explain this? They might even sell them here in the store. Actually, me stealing them would probably look better than me just walking around the streets with little boy underwear in my bag, though neither of these sounded very appealing to be accused of.
Would I have to show them pictures from my gallery? "One second sir, I just have to crop out her face.". Would I just have to make a run for it? Would I just try to explain? I'm there every other day, I'd be the weirdo with lil kids underwear in his bag to the staff from that day forward. I was lost on what to do. I just got my stuff, paid for it, and started walking towards the exit.
It's like the security guard could feel my anxiety from across the store. I swear she was looking at me the entire time I was walking towards the exit. "Be cool, be cool" I kept thinking to myself. I had just taken about one step past her, when she says in a booming voice
CAN I SEE YOUR BAG?
"Heh." I turn my back towards her with my backpack visible, and say with overexaggerated happy smiley voice, "See? Pretty cool, huh?"
NO, CAN I SEE INSIDE YOUR BAG?
Moment of truth. Run for it? Open the bag and whisper to her to not make a scene please. Or.....
I ended up just smiling big and saying, "Naw, I'm good."
We stood looking at each other for what seemed like an eternity, but which was probably a couple of seconds max.
HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR
I walked out laughing this nervous get away kinda laugh, pushed to the surface by adrenaline, and kept laughing all the way home.
I still go to that walmart like every other day. I guess I should take those panties outta my bag eventually.
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