Results 1 to 20 of 20

Thread: *Official* 'You know you're getting old when' thread

  1. 08-15-2017, 05:53 AM #1
    MumblesBadly
    MumblesBadly is offline
    100% Organic MumblesBadly's Avatar
    Reputation
    94
    Join Date
    Jun 2015
    Location
    In the many threads of this forum
    Posts
    9,408
    Load Metric
    67960103

    *Official* 'You know you're getting old when' thread

    ... the dating prospect that Match picks to include in a Facebook ad on your Newsfeed looks like...

    Name: IMG_6945.JPG Views: 326 Size: 121.5 KB

    Closer...

    Name: IMG_6950.jpg Views: 308 Size: 47.5 KB

    Closer still...

    Name: IMG_6951.jpg Views: 314 Size: 62.6 KB

    Fuck!!! I'm not "getting"! I'm *there*!
    _____________________________________________
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 08-16-2017, 12:09 AM #2
    tony bagadonuts
    tony bagadonuts is offline
    Feelin' Stronger Every Day tony bagadonuts's Avatar
    Reputation
    558
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,518
    Load Metric
    67960103
    Your daughter goes to see Metallica and you don't.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 08-16-2017, 12:33 AM #3
    hongkonger
    hongkonger is offline
    Diamond hongkonger's Avatar
    Reputation
    706
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    5,640
    Load Metric
    67960103
    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    ... the dating prospect that Match picks to include in a Facebook ad on your Newsfeed looks like...

    Name: IMG_6945.JPG Views: 326 Size: 121.5 KB

    Closer...

    Name: IMG_6950.jpg Views: 308 Size: 47.5 KB

    Closer still...

    Name: IMG_6951.jpg Views: 314 Size: 62.6 KB

    Fuck!!! I'm not "getting"! I'm *there*!
    But you'd still fuck her

     
    Comments
      
      MumblesBadly: In a heartbeat!!!
      
      GrenadaRoger: How many roses did she want?
    HILLARY WON
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 08-16-2017, 12:36 AM #4
    hongkonger
    hongkonger is offline
    Diamond hongkonger's Avatar
    Reputation
    706
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    5,640
    Load Metric
    67960103
    ... you need surgery to repair a knee ligament you don't even know how you tore.
    HILLARY WON
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 08-16-2017, 12:46 AM #5
    Brittney Griner's Clit
    Brittney Griner's Clit is offline
    Plutonium Brittney Griner's Clit's Avatar
    Reputation
    1501
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    10,830
    Load Metric
    67960103
    Someone has to remind you what your age is.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 08-16-2017, 01:01 AM #6
    Wiganer
    Wiganer is offline
    Gold Wiganer's Avatar
    Reputation
    386
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    1,566
    Load Metric
    67960103
    The wife is out of the house for a few hours and you don't even bother having a ninja wank.

     
    Comments
      
      Starbucks Spunk Bucket: why ninja lol
      
      big dick: LOLOLOLOLOL
      
      Lord of the Fraud: lol solid shout fella
      
      Hockey Guy: lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 08-16-2017, 01:21 AM #7
    adamantium
    adamantium is offline
    Speedster Out of Clemson adamantium's Avatar
    Reputation
    890
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,397
    Load Metric
    67960103
    sitting down to take a piss
    Slava Ukraini!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 08-16-2017, 05:32 AM #8
    LarryLaffer
    LarryLaffer is offline
    King of Lost Wages LarryLaffer's Avatar
    Reputation
    177
    Join Date
    May 2016
    Location
    Lost Wages
    Posts
    4,874
    Load Metric
    67960103
    well I lost hair

    some turned grey


    that's all I have to say.


    maybe today will be a better day?
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 08-16-2017, 06:10 AM #9
    unchainedghost
    unchainedghost is offline
    Gold
    Reputation
    90
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    1,284
    Load Metric
    67960103
    Multiple day hangovers

     
    Comments
      
      big dick: YES THIS
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 08-16-2017, 11:56 AM #10
    limitles
    limitles is offline
    Canadrunk limitles's Avatar
    Reputation
    1640
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In Todd's head
    Posts
    17,734
    Blog Entries
    1
    Load Metric
    67960103
    when the phrase "future so bright" relates to wearing cataract sunglasses
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 08-16-2017, 12:21 PM #11
    The_Lurker
    The_Lurker is offline
    Banned
    Reputation
    679
    Join Date
    Jan 2016
    Location
    M.C.E.C.W.C.
    Posts
    1,993
    Load Metric
    67960103
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    sitting down to take a piss
    and then sitting on your balls.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 08-16-2017, 12:48 PM #12
    GambleBotsChafedPenis
    GambleBotsChafedPenis is offline
    Platinum
    Reputation
    631
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Posts
    4,892
    Load Metric
    67960103
    thank god for modern science...

    Name: viagra-blue-pill.png Views: 195 Size: 41.1 KB Name: untitled.png Views: 172 Size: 41.9 KB
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 08-16-2017, 01:56 PM #13
    hongkonger
    hongkonger is offline
    Diamond hongkonger's Avatar
    Reputation
    706
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    5,640
    Load Metric
    67960103
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    thank god for modern science...

    Name: viagra-blue-pill.png Views: 195 Size: 41.1 KB Name: untitled.png Views: 172 Size: 41.9 KB
    That's why you're chafed?
    HILLARY WON
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 08-16-2017, 02:07 PM #14
    Lord of the Fraud
    Lord of the Fraud is offline
    Platinum Lord of the Fraud's Avatar
    Reputation
    1272
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Get A BRAIN! MORANS - GO USA
    Posts
    4,973
    Load Metric
    67960103
    Wasn't long ago when I'd pull it out of her ass and shoot a motherload over the cunts head.

    Now I'm lucky if it reaches the base of her spine.

    Fuck age

     
    Comments
      
      hongkonger: I like it
      
      YUUP: It doesn't matter how far it reaches, she's watching telly mate
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 08-16-2017, 03:30 PM #15
    YUUP
    YUUP is offline
    Silver
    Reputation
    140
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    607
    Load Metric
    67960103
    When it's 12.30 am and you're coke'd up and pissed on a school night ,

    And I'm worrying about the alarm in the morning.
    cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 08-16-2017, 03:42 PM #16
    Lord of the Fraud
    Lord of the Fraud is offline
    Platinum Lord of the Fraud's Avatar
    Reputation
    1272
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Get A BRAIN! MORANS - GO USA
    Posts
    4,973
    Load Metric
    67960103
    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    When it's 12.30 am and you're coke'd up and pissed on a school night ,

    And I'm worrying about the alarm in the morning.

    Honestly, these young fags of today

    Order another bag and go right through.

    Today's generation are as weak as piss.
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 08-16-2017, 03:54 PM #17
    YUUP
    YUUP is offline
    Silver
    Reputation
    140
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    607
    Load Metric
    67960103
    I'm 43 and digging footings at the moment. I'm fucked whatever.

    I'm having an ELO session before I hit Chas n Dave

    Lol the button clicking generation , open another chest lol
    Last edited by YUUP; 08-16-2017 at 04:00 PM.
    cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 08-16-2017, 04:35 PM #18
    gut
    gut is offline
    All Sorts of Sports gut's Avatar
    Reputation
    730
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    4,581
    Load Metric
    67960103
    ...when you actually click on this thread and read it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 08-16-2017, 05:26 PM #19
    FRANKRIZZO
    FRANKRIZZO is offline
    Platinum FRANKRIZZO's Avatar
    Reputation
    485
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Posts
    3,417
    Load Metric
    67960103
    when 40 year old women call you sir

     
    Comments
      
      Sanlmar: Beautiful
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 08-16-2017, 05:38 PM #20
    HoodedN
    HoodedN is offline
    Inaugural Spring Classic Champion HoodedN's Avatar
    Reputation
    277
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Posts
    1,104
    Load Metric
    67960103
    when your son can play in a world series event with you in 2032
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. True Stories about DJ CHaps Thread OFFICIAL THIS IS OFFICIAL
    By sonatine in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: 04-06-2020, 01:35 PM
  2. *** Official topless women with male nipples thread *** OFFICIAL
    By SrslySirius in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 07-09-2015, 11:21 AM
  3. *** OFFICIAL *** TENTH POST IN THIS THREAD SRSLY SRS WILL RAP ABOUT ITS CONTENTS AND ILL PROVIDE THE BEAT *** OFFICIAL ***
    By sonatine in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 03-22-2015, 09:45 AM
  4. *** OFFICIAL *** PRO WRESTLING "SHOOT" THREAD REVIEWS THREAD *** OFFICIAL ***
    By sonatine in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 10-03-2014, 10:26 PM
  5. *** OFFICIAL *** 600TH POST THREAD WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT *** EVER SO OFFICIAL NERDS ***
    By sonatine in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 03-13-2013, 05:47 PM