Public toilets

[tigerpiper]

Over the summer, my son was roadtripping with my Mom cross country and she dropped her phone in a port-a-potty. Of course, the first question from everyone was not "Why the fuck would you go in a port-a-potty when you are a driving adult who could go to a McDonald's or something else to pee?" or "Jesus Christ, you are X years old, how in the fucking world could you drop your valuable phone in a shit-filled vessel?" but...

"Did she fish it out?"

Well the answer is she did, and it did not work, which started a Thelma and Loise like ride by my Mom and son 50 miles to the next Verizon store, because for some reason my Mom called my wife on my son's phone, who then called me to call Verizon to get her a new phone? WTF? Can't you drive less than one hour without your own phone, when a person in the car still has a working phone, to get a new one without starting some Elliot Ness plot 1,000 miles away. Verizon Rep: "What?"

Anyway, that reminded my of Bart Hanson, who reportedly won't poop in a public toilet. Thoughts?

[thesparten]

That's where I met big dick for the first time..

It was beautiful..I think I was the fourth one in that stall that day..

He was taking it up the ass all night..

[limitles]

Hate public toilets in general. Porta pottiies at least offer some privacy but like climbing a mountain you never look down even if it's your phone.
New app opportunity......Fishmyphone

My public pooper hate was magnified recently. I'm at the library where the smell of books or something always starts a reaction. One stall bathroom, nice for a shitter. Someone comes in but there is no action at the urinals. All quiet. This fucker is not going away. He waits for me to finish and omg.

[Sloppy Joe]

No, of course not.

I can't shit in communal public bathrooms, save the airport when absolutely necessary.

[Sanlmar]

This business would have been handled in the mosquito thread. We live in different times now

Trainspotting toilet scene

Slumdog millionaire honorable mention.

Fade to credits. Thread closed.

[Tellafriend]

No, of course not.

I can't shit in communal public bathrooms, save the airport when absolutely necessary.

On a couple of occasions now when traveling I've bought a $60 Delta Sky Club day pass just to stake a shit in a decent spot. Money well spent in my opinion.

[Kilgore Trout]

No, of course not.

I can't shit in communal public bathrooms, save the airport when absolutely necessary.

I mean, I fart sparkles and glitter...once every six months. And, only in emergency situations...but, this.

[Dan Druff]

I just don't understand.

Why can't some of you shit in public toilets?

While it's a nicer to have complete privacy, why does it really matter?

I can shit any time, anywhere, for any reason.

[Kilgore Trout]

I just don't understand.

Why can't some of you shit in public toilets?

While it's a nicer to have complete privacy, why does it really matter?

I can shit any time, anywhere, for any reason.

Simply, I can't.
Unless I'm somewhere familiar and comfortable. Period.

[limitles]

I just don't understand.

Why can't some of you shit in public toilets?

While it's a nicer to have complete privacy, why does it really matter?

I can shit any time, anywhere, for any reason.

For any reason? You better explain just what is going on.

[Deal]

No, of course not.

I can't shit in communal public bathrooms, save the airport when absolutely necessary.

Be careful of the Republican Pervs hanging out in there.

[Lord of the Fraud]

Keeping with the whole Scotish Trainspotting theme. This fan of Aberdeen football club would fish it out with his teeth.

[LarryLaffer]

haven't pooped in a public shitter since 2009.

[OSA]

Not only do I take shits in public bathrooms, but I like to dabble in oral sex as well.

[The_Lurker]

haven't pooped in a public shitter since 2009.

couldn't you just get a stranger to reach the latch for you?

[PLOL]

I just don't understand.

Why can't some of you shit in public toilets?

While it's a nicer to have complete privacy, why does it really matter?

I can shit any time, anywhere, for any reason.

Even at Babys-R-Us? You don't get PTSD?

[simpdog]

I just don't understand.

Why can't some of you shit in public toilets?

While it's a nicer to have complete privacy, why does it really matter?

I can shit any time, anywhere, for any reason.

Even at Babys-R-Us? You don't get PTSD?

Especially at Babys-R-Us.

He poops there regularly to try to get free store credits/etc..

[mdj1980]

This thread is very timely for me. My family just went on vacation last week and all of a sudden my two year old, who had been fully potty trained for at least a month before the trip, decided he was afraid to go in any sort of public bathroom. I mean, before the trip, he had sat bare on a disgusting public park toilet...and now he wouldn't even use the nicest facilities...even if they were perfectly clean and me and him were the only ones in there. Also, we had purchased him a portable toddler seat so he didn't even have to sit directly on the toilet. But still, he would only use the bathroom in our vacation rental, so it was back to diapers for the week.

This week we're on a different vacation and I'm happy to say that after a pep talk where I think I may have made him think that this fear was making him a disappointment to the family, he seems to be back to normal. Now every time he goes he talks about how proud of him we'll be and how nobody will be mad at him anymore. So maybe it wasn't the greatest pep talk, but it's still better than dealing with the freakouts every time he had to go.

For the record I don't like sitting on public toilets either but sometimes you have to do what you have to do.