Subway Sandwiches Employees Are Trained By The Germans

[alpha1243]

After hearing Druff's "tomatoes on the side" story, it reminded me of one of the first times I visited a Subway restaurant. It was in the fall of 1987 in Biloxi, MS. Being from NJ, I had never visited a Subway before since delis were the more popular choice back home. Delis make up your sandwich from scratch -- slicing the meat and piling on whatever toppings you want. I went to Subway with a group of guys. All of us were attending a 17-week training class at Keesler Air Force Base and the Subway was located just a short walk from the side gate of the base.

On my first visit, I noticed that instead of cutting the roll all the way through, they kind of cut out a wedge. I quickly figured out that by doing this it made the meat and other fillings look twice as large since they were somewhat folded in half. No big deal. It was only my first visit and I went along with the group. On my second visit, I asked the person working at the counter if they could just cut the roll straight through. They said no. They were not permitted to do that and they had to cut the roll in that odd wedge fashion. Hmm...seemed odd, but ok. Whatever sandwich option I chose had black olives. I love black olives, but the sandwich was only topped with 3 little slices of black olive. It looked more decorative than anything else. I asked the sandwich maker if I could get more black olives. Again I was told no, that the sandwich I ordered only got topped with 3 olives. Very odd and not what I was use to. What difference could a few more tiny bits of sliced black olives make?

After those two experiences I had had my fill of Subway. I remember commenting to my Air Force classmates that this sandwich chain won't last long. That was 30 years ago and for some odd reason they're still around. It's probably because the franchise ran the smaller mom-n-pop delis out of business. (In fact, I just Googled Subway locations in Biloxi, and that restaurant is still there at 1670 Pass Rd.) So I wasn't surprised that Subway refused to serve "tomatoes on the side". The world would be a better place without Subway and their strict by-the-book army of employees.

[Wiganer]

After hearing Druff's "tomatoes on the side" story, it reminded me of one of the first times I visited a Subway restaurant. It was in the fall of 1987 in Biloxi, MS. Being from NJ, I had never visited a Subway before since delis were the more popular choice back home. Delis make up your sandwich from scratch -- slicing the meat and piling on whatever toppings you want. I went to Subway with a group of guys. All of us were attending a 17-week training class at Keesler Air Force Base and the Subway was located just a short walk from the side gate of the base.

On my first visit, I noticed that instead of cutting the roll all the way through, they kind of cut out a wedge. I quickly figured out that by doing this it made the meat and other fillings look twice as large since they were somewhat folded in half. No big deal. It was only my first visit and I went along with the group. On my second visit, I asked the person working at the counter if they could just cut the roll straight through. They said no. They were not permitted to do that and they had to cut the roll in that odd wedge fashion. Hmm...seemed odd, but ok. Whatever sandwich option I chose had black olives. I love black olives, but the sandwich was only topped with 3 little slices of black olive. It looked more decorative than anything else. I asked the sandwich maker if I could get more black olives. Again I was told no, that the sandwich I ordered only got topped with 3 olives. Very odd and not what I was use to. What difference could a few more tiny bits of sliced black olives make?

After those two experiences I had had my fill of Subway. I remember commenting to my Air Force classmates that this sandwich chain won't last long. That was 30 years ago and for some odd reason they're still around. It's probably because the franchise ran the smaller mom-n-pop delis out of business. (In fact, I just Googled Subway locations in Biloxi, and that restaurant is still there at 1670 Pass Rd.) So I wasn't surprised that Subway refused to serve "tomatoes on the side". The world would be a better place without Subway and their strict by-the-book army of employees.

That story's so cool you could use it for ac.

[LarryLaffer]

Blimpie* > Jersey Mikes > Potbelly > Quiznos > Firehouse > Subway


subway is the worst of them all.

and the SJW's cost us the $5 foot long if you remember correctly a few years back when they complained that it wasn't actually 1 foot long.

also, I loved it when they cut the little wedge out of it. You can still ask them to cut it the "old way" if you want.










*Blimpie and Jersey Mikes are actually the same thing, just the half of the owners of the OG Jersey Mikes went off and created Blimpie

[limitles]

Wait, what? This should have been your thread title. How to spot a Jew.
I know of the Jew only through this forum, TV and films but your take fits the formula.
The story is from the fall of 87, details are important, and involves a sandwich loaf (un-cut if you will) which you interpret as
a minor cheat ergo the Nazi's are at it again.
The Air force Base is out of character, but I'm guessing a strategist or assassin recruitment.

Shalom

[Crowe Diddly]

and the SJW's cost us the $5 foot long if you remember correctly a few years back when they complained that it wasn't actually 1 foot long.

You'll call anyone you don't like a SJW regardless of accuracy, huh?

[LarryLaffer]

and the SJW's cost us the $5 foot long if you remember correctly a few years back when they complained that it wasn't actually 1 foot long.

You'll call anyone you don't like a SJW regardless of accuracy, huh?

no. looking back now SJWs are not who i should've used. The group responsible for that fiasco was most likely reddit.


so liberals?

[The_Lurker]

You'll call anyone you don't like a SJW regardless of accuracy, huh?

no. looking back now SJWs are not who i should've used. The group responsible for that fiasco was most likely reddit.


so liberals?

So somebody takes a ruler to their sandwich and its only 11 inches. this revelation goes viral, and you blame "liberals" for the the fact that Subway raises their prices?

You need to make some changes, because walking around bumping into walls, picking up crumbs, and constantly looking for someone to blame isn't working for you.

[ToasterOven]

no. looking back now SJWs are not who i should've used. The group responsible for that fiasco was most likely reddit.


so liberals?

So somebody take a ruler to their sandwich and its only 11 inches. this revelation goes viral, and you blame "liberals" for the the fact that Subway raises their prices?

You need to make some changes, because walking around bumping into walls, picking up crumbs, and constantly looking for someone to blame isn't working for you.

It is working, though. That elf had a make-a-wish style summer on some generous PFA souls.

[snake_in_the_ass]

Fred DeLuca was the founder of Subway and many of the franchise owners did call him Hitler. He would fuck their franchisees every way possible. He died of cancer a few years ago.

[big dick]

subway sucks

[Belly Buster]

Every Subway seems to have distinctive "Subway" smell when you walk past.

And it's nasty.

[LarryLaffer]

Every Subway seems to have distinctive "Subway" smell when you walk past.

And it's nasty.

this is because they bake bread.

they bake subway bread


it's unlike any other bread you've seen or had.

So no love for Blimpie here huh? 'the fuck?